Road trip!

[Old Coastie]

Well, it looks as if the lead elf and I are gonna mosey over to California at the end of September. Some stoner thinks he can teach us to drop acid and Bump and Grind...

The other elves will have to manage without adult supervision for nearly a week.

Gad...

 

[Mikey P]

my dwarves will be there too...

 

[hogjowl]

I couldn't be more excited for you ...

 

[Old Coastie]

I couldn't be more excited for you ...

Oh don't be bitter. You can always find somebody else to share your room in Indianapolis. Me, I'm staying home that weekend on account of Herself would tan my hide if I left her alone with her momma that long.

I like my hide untanned. Don't get ticked, Chavez..

 

[hogjowl]

Can this place stand two rednecks?

 

[Old Coastie]

Can this place stand two rednecks?

Look here, I'm a suave and kindhearted man. I cover my mouth when I belch (mostly) and leave the deer I run over for those less fortunate.

Does that sound like a redneck to you? Well?

 

[hogjowl]

I bet you blow your grass into the street and put your trash out two days early. So, don't get cocky brother.

 

[Old Coastie]

I bet you blow your grass into the street and put your trash out two days early. So, don't get cocky brother.

Whoa whoa whoa now, hear? We don't have "trash" we have "kinfolk" and if we want to go out early or late, hows that any of your concern?

 

[Old Coastie]

Got me on the grass, though.