Especially when I’m trying to watch TV!
Whose the guy watching your wife he’s not wearing your socks!
I made the mistake a few years ago buying a Dyson.... the pitch of the vac motor drives me up the wall.... I’m buying a Miele next..
Gets a little sloppy, I hear.There are women out there I heard that are just looking for a good man like you to take them anywhere.
The only place my wife won't go with me is the ............KFC buffet.
So I make her sit in the car and wait for me.