A word of Advice

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  1. Old Coastie
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    Offering to brush encap and spray your wife's hair with Ultraseal may seem well intentioned, but makes her surprisingly hostile.

    Keep chocolate on hand at all times.

    That is all.
  2. hogjowl
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    Are you Canadian?
  3. steve_64
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    Alabamian.
  4. Old Coastie
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    Find out the hard way, then.

    Hard head make sore ass.
  5. Matt Wood
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    How should I take that last comment? Pervertedly or literally?
  6. Mikey P
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    The other Kenadian has gotten hostile as of late.


    I wonder if he can paddle...
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    No no no ... when on the raft don't paddle. Just let the current take you where it will.
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    Same thing.
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  10. Jimmy L
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    Best advice I ever received was from a famous attorney about life and he said, " If it's yellow.......let it.....mellow.......but if it's brown.......you......MUST......flush it....down!"


    And I have this statement posted in my oval office to this day.

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