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Mikey P

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-WhAt led you to get into this business?

-Describe your best cheerleAder and what it took to mAke him or her so.

-Where wAs your business five years ago and where will it be five yeArs from now?

-Who do you emulate in this industry And why?

-StArt over from scrAtch, how would you go about it?

-PleAse explAin why you of All people Are An AdministrAtor on this BoArd.

-WhAt MBer would you like to shoot in the throAt?

- How did you get your nick nAme?
 

Dolly Llama

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Mikey P said:
-WhAt led you to get into this business?

too dumb to do anything else

I hated my job at the UAW car plant.
i was working pt time with an owner/op and saw the income potential

Mikey P said:
-Describe your best cheerleAder and what it took to mAke him or her so.

The ones that love you and have big mouths.
what it took? My charm, personality, wit and good looks.

seriously, it's more important that they like and trust you than being the greatest CC'r that ever squirted 40vol on a stain.
I swear i have a some custys that would think I'm the greatest CC'r in the world if i spit on the rug and rubbed it in with my shoe.

Those are our are best cheerleaders

Mikey P said:
-Where wAs your business five years ago and where will it be five yeArs from now?

Coasting along on easy street five years ago.
five years from now? i don't know. sucking a rug some where or hauling junk out of a sec 8 rehab I s'spose

I've been reflecting on my past years and looking to the coming year.
On the thread I started about being "too comfortable" has got me motivated to put more effort into new account growth

Mikey P said:
-Who do you emulate in this industry And why?

the dudes that were smart enough to get OUT of the CCing biz and get into the biz selling gUrU advise to CCers
They were smart enough to figure out it's easier selling someone a plan how to do it than actually doing it :mrgreen:

Honestly, I don't try to emulate anyone.
I've always been an ego maniac know it all with a genuine desire and concern for my custys needs/wants.

Mikey P said:
-StArt over from scrAtch, how would you go about it?


I would of started with some biz admin classes before i ever hung a "for hire" sign out.
That's the biggest mistake I made when i started.
I still suck as a biz man, but didn't know squat when I started

Mikey P said:
-PleAse explAin why you of All people Are An AdministrAtor on this BoArd.

ego maniac and I love power...
and because you asked.
One of the smartest things you've ever done BTW


Mikey P said:
-WhAt MBer would you like to shoot in the throAt?

I won't say. You should never tip your hand.
That way they never know you're about to COLD COCK them with a round house sucker punch

Mikey P said:
- How did you get your nick nAme?

some d!ckhead vEgan gave that to me years ago.
I wear it as a badge of honor now!


..L.T.A.
 

The Preacher

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Larree is yore typical North Ohio Yankee.

i met him and his posse' in Knoxville a few years ago. He had a Marlboro 100 (chain smoker who lit the new one with the one he was stompping out), reeked of Aqua Velva (kept a small bottle in his pocket and dabbed a spalsh on every time the waitress was headed in their direction) and thought that his 79' Camero (with the jacked up rearend, dual exaust, it was a 6cyl engine BTW so it sounded like a fart convention) was the coolest thing in the parking lot!

he did buy me a beer, so i liked him in spite of being his polar opposite!!! :mrgreen:
 

Mikey P

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I have my very first section 8 job coming up this week.

The filthy conditions of the floor dont scare me as much as the people walking around in the halls.

if I have to shoot one of them what is the best way to dispose of a body?
 

rhyde

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Mikey P said:
if I have to shoot one of them what is the best way to dispose of a body?


You can get 3 adult bodies in a vortex waste tank if you cut them up right you’ll need a good boning knife, skinning knife, hacksaw several plastic tarps rubber apron, rubber gloves.

PS, Don’t try a chainsaw it’s loud and messy.
 

Dolly Llama

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Mikey P said:
if I have to shoot one of them what is the best way to dispose of a body?

just leave it lay
the cops will figure it was dope deal gone bad and never suspect your white bread yuppy azz anyway

the tenants won't GAS one way or another unless it was before noon (cause the shots fired might wake them up)


..L.T.A.
 

Mikey P

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Even though Larry is a meAtrope, religious nut job who kills sparrows for fun he is one of the true friends I have from this board.






Too bad he is too much of a pussy to fly out to MF each year.
 
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Larry is a great guy. I am glad I had the pleasure of meeting him a few years back in person.

Always willing to lend a suggestion with my heater questions.

Anytime I can talk to Larry it is my pleasure.
 

Chris A

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once you get past his, er, eh, gruff demeanor, Larry's a great dude. He's helped me on many occasions, and is someone I would consider a true friend.
 
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Mikey is just jealous cause his colon isn't clogged!! :p :lol: :roll:

P.S. May wanna get you a snap in lockedable door foor section 8 jobs; you may come out and find all your tools gone; in florida we can just shoot theifs. Called burglary of a vehicle or conveyance.
 

Wayne Miller

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If you don't know Larry you're missing out. No pretense, no show, no sugar coating, he calls it the way he sees it. A helpful, knowledgable straight shooter and an all around good guy.
 
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Hey Larry it was all good until I read the mod part!Now I know your sittin on your ass all day searching for dowrongers :lol:
 

John Watson

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There is a few of us thet keeps him on his



Don't think I have ever meet Larry face to face, Just like Jim Martin, I likes him better than Jim cause Jim twice led me down the prim rose path about meeting him in Vegas and was incognito and a noshow. Larry has not done that, and I like his kind common sense and no bull shit answers. But I do like Jims pictures!!!! (I can read them more better)
 

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