I have invented a new carpet cleaning tool of the future

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  1. Papa John
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    I guess I gave him good advise, which Scott W thought was an insult. Too bad he didn't come to MB sooner..

    Or maybe I'm wrong and that POS is a hot item on the other boards? Which wouldn't surprise me. :stir:
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    he has been dropping by occasionally since 2015 with basically this same question
    http://mikeysboard.com/search/member?user_id=45189
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    Link didn't work. Said error, could not be found.
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    Couldn't he see that the gap between the 2 heads would be an issue!? Why didn't he just put 1 head in front of the other. Didn't he notice all the talk and banner ads about the Zipper!?
    Blind ambition and ego has it's drawbacks. I feel sorry for the guy..
    Now that I've said that, he'll probably be on Stark Tank and get a deal.. LOL
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    Why not a dozen heads and call it the Wandipede.

    “It sucks so much, you won’t believe your eyes!”
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    Well I guess I'll start working on my three headed wand. I've got some galvanized plumbing parts hanging around my garage from my Amtex repairs. Maybe I can win an award from some college professors that know nothing about carpet cleaning.
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    - Mikey P.
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    I thought he was comparing it to the old school Drag Wand
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    10 years from now version 5.0 of the wright wand might be a Saiger top pick....ya never know
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    Nor do I want to
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    I do like the idea of a double vacuum slot wand with the spray bar in the middle, kind of like the one that Mikey posted somewhere else. It has to be light and easy to move but it would be nice to flush and vacuum both back and forth like a Zipper on heavily soiled carpets. Maybe the spray bar could swing back and forth with the water pressure. Anybody who wants to develop this idea, you know where to send the check.
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    Funny

    You would actually need to use it to declare a it pos.
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    IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME..and laugh at the goofy contraption.

    If that is the future... foooook! :eekk:
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    It needs two vacuum ports, one for 1 1/2 inch, and a 2 in.port hole so you can take your pick. Close the unused port off. Just think how jenius that would be. Or, hook it up to both hoses and two portys, and think how much suck you would have.
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    Shut up, go sit in the corner and maybe...just maybe you will be forgiven for such lunacy. :winky:

    Wow that sounded so Blister like. :lol:
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    I’m just trying to help the poor smuck:oldrolleyes:
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