Zee
Supportive Member
What's your best?
I personally get an insane amount of unwanted phone calls from all sorts of SCAMMERS, companies, agencies etc.
Sometimes, when I'm short on patience (I'll admit, it's quite often) I would try to throw them off.. .if I even answer the phone.
They'll introduce blablabal and I'd yell something like this in an angry grumpy voice "Rodriguez you idiot, I told you that the pallet of hand grenades go over here and the crate of 50caliber goes over there!!! What's wrong with your ears you idiot??? You want me to throw one at you??" And then I'd say to the caller on the phone "I'm sorry what was that you needed and who gave you this phone number?"
Oh man.... "uh-umm yes *gulp* sir I'm calling to tell you about blablabla..."
And then I'd say "you make sure to lose this phone number, you hear?" And hang up...hopefully before I lose it and bust out laughing.
It's funny to come up with unexpected stuff to say.
I personally get an insane amount of unwanted phone calls from all sorts of SCAMMERS, companies, agencies etc.
Sometimes, when I'm short on patience (I'll admit, it's quite often) I would try to throw them off.. .if I even answer the phone.
They'll introduce blablabal and I'd yell something like this in an angry grumpy voice "Rodriguez you idiot, I told you that the pallet of hand grenades go over here and the crate of 50caliber goes over there!!! What's wrong with your ears you idiot??? You want me to throw one at you??" And then I'd say to the caller on the phone "I'm sorry what was that you needed and who gave you this phone number?"
Oh man.... "uh-umm yes *gulp* sir I'm calling to tell you about blablabla..."
And then I'd say "you make sure to lose this phone number, you hear?" And hang up...hopefully before I lose it and bust out laughing.
It's funny to come up with unexpected stuff to say.
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