Mikey's Fest Scottsdale Oct 26-28 2017 Updates

[Desk Jockey]

I’m a little concerned that my confidence may just get the best of me. : )

Ya know cocky people sometimes get hurt. For that reason I’ll be sure to stay far from Lockhart! ; )



BBBaaby you ain’t seen nothing yet!

 

[Mikey P]

Rich

How about you just watch this a few times and rent a side by side in AZ...

 

[Desk Jockey]

LOL Cool video! The under water and desert sand are awesome!


I'm not sure of the trails but one I saw was barely wide enough for a side by side.
Besides where is the adventure in that. I'm not afraid of getting hurt. I plan on it. I just don't want to get kilt.

Plus initially I was just going out by myself. This is much safer. Having friends help you up or take you to the hospital. Holding your pecker when your wrist hurts too much to aim and wiping your ass when you can't.

This is what good friends are for. Mike? Mike?? MIKE???

 

[Mikey P]

Will Saring's presentation:



How active your business should be on Social Media.

- Creating the Perfect Online Presence. (Before/ After Photos, Post Wording, Images, Contests and more)

- Promoting with other business via Social

- Most effective ways to book up your schedule for the week with one Post. While not over spending!

- Getting more online Reviews. We just hit proudly over 180 reviews on FB!

- Instagram Marketing Geo location (help your Google Map ranking)


We only use Social Media to market new business. These things book up the trucks year round!


Will is an independent business owner from Las Vegas. His unique low moisture process along with his mastery of all things Social make his Natural Dry company a real stand out in a very crowded market.

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Bryan Thomson's presentation:



The "Do's and Don'ts, of natural stone cleaning and polishing".

Including a "5 step pre-inspection, for pre-existing conditions", that can make or break your wallet.


Hope you can make it to the best "professional cleaning & restoration fest on the West Coast"


Bryan has formally worked for Turbo Hybrid and Legend Brand and now runs the hard surface division for a company in Phoenix Az. Without a doubt the most captivating instructor the tile stone and grout industry has..

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Joel Rigg's presentation:



"How not to be a dick on Facebook" learn from one of Facebook's most addicted members on how to behave on your personal, business and group pages. You'll be sure to laugh, cry and most likely, close your FB account after Joel's very entertaining and educational stand up routine..

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[darcie smith]

Joel Rigg's presentation:



"How not to be a dick on Facebook" learn from one of Facebook's most addicted members on how to behave on your personal, business and group pages. You'll be sure to laugh, cry and most likely, close your FB account after Joel's very entertaining and educational stand up routine..

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What about in real life? Is he going to cover how not to be a d*ck in real life, too?

 

[kingjoelking]

What about in real life? Is he going to cover how not to be a d*ck in real life, too?

No. That would be a week long seminar that I would have to attend first.

 

[Mikey P]

Darcie I think Scott should teach that class. He appears to be the nicest guy in the industry

 

[darcie smith]

Darcie I think Scott should teach that class. He appears to be the nicest guy in the industry

I think Saiger is probably the nicest guy in the industry

 

[Mark Saiger]

I think Saiger is probably the nicest guy in the industry

Someone must have been talking to my mom again....

If they ask my wife....she tells the brutal truth


Someone said "they should clone Mark"....

My wife's response....."Please NOOOooooooo!"

 

[darcie smith]

If Scott had a clone I wouldn't be able to stay caught up on the laundry

 

[Mikey P]

Hardy, drunk Mark is a real horses ass.

 

[Desk Jockey]

LOL

I can do it without being drunk.

 

[Bob Pruitt]

If Scott had a clone I wouldn't be able to stay caught up on the laundry

Desk Jockey does the laundry...if you need any tips.

 

[Desk Jockey]

I need to go throw a load of darks in. No new polos clean.

 

[darcie smith]

I need to go throw a load of darks in. No new polos clean.

I don't buy clothes for either of us that need to be laundered separately, or by category. It all goes in dirty and comes out clean. Aint nobody got time to separate. Unless they're dirty microfibers. Then they get their own load.

 

[Nomad74]

I get drunk and just want to sleep. My wife has one glass of wine and she gets annoyingly frisky.

 

[Nomad74]

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[Desk Jockey]

I don't mix whites with darks...uhhh even prior to Trump making it in vogue.

3 loads
Jeans
Colors
Whites

 

[Desk Jockey]

I get drunk and just want to sleep. My wife has one glass of wine and she gets annoyingly frisky.

I'd stock up on wine if I were you.
Never have dinner with out a glass.

 

[Mikey P]

I don't mix whites with darks...uhhh even prior to Trump making it in vogue.

3 loads
Jeans
Colors
Whites

You sound like you need that third bathroom choice, fella.

 

[Larry Cobb]

You guys don't have ColorSorb for your laundry colors ??
Only 1 oz. per tub.

 

[Mikey P]

Regardless of how great you think your company "looks" in your community, it could probably be a bit, or a lot, better.
Please make plans to join our Key Note Speaker, Mr Ryan Kettering as he shares on what you can do to to be the most visible cleaning company in your town..

Be More Of You - How to make your brand your greatest asset

Is your business successful because of your brand or in spite of it? A strong brand will make your company shine and stand out in a noisy world, make your business more profitable, and enjoyable! Learn the importance of branding and how it can be your company's greatest asset; as well as how to audit your brand, and discover ways to better align your company identity and brand with your goals and communicate them effectively to your market.

( No cassette tapes, 3 ring binders or year long hand holding sessions will be offered during the presentation so feel free to wear flip flops as you wont be asked to run or back of the room to save thousands on one limited one time offers)

 

[amygeorge]

You guys don't have ColorSorb for your laundry colors ??
Only 1 oz. per tub.

Larry, will look into this for my laundromat. I hope to be in your neighborhood next week. Amy

 

[Desk Jockey]

Regardless of how great you think your company "looks" in your community, it could probably be a bit, or a lot, better.
Please make plans to join our Key Note Speaker, Mr Ryan Kettering as he shares on what you can do to to be the most visible cleaning company in your town..

Be More Of You - How to make your brand your greatest asset

Is your business successful because of your brand or in spite of it? A strong brand will make your company shine and stand out in a noisy world, make your business more profitable, and enjoyable! Learn the importance of branding and how it can be your company's greatest asset; as well as how to audit your brand, and discover ways to better align your company identity and brand with your goals and communicate them effectively to your market.

( No cassette tapes, 3 ring binders or year long hand holding sessions will be offered during the presentation so feel free to wear flip flops as you wont be asked to run or back of the room to save thousands on one limited one time offers)

Sounds fantastic! Can't wait!

 

[Desk Jockey]

 

[Mikey P]

Did 107 miles today on the KTM


I'm zonked

 

[Desk Jockey]

Wow that's a lot of riding!

 

[Mikey P]

this trail included

 

[Desk Jockey]

Scary drops. That little guy was flying.

 

[Desk Jockey]