My sneaky wife...

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  1. Desk Jockey
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    My wife was going through my closet while I was in Phoenix and she found one of her anniversary gifts that I bought a few months ago but never wrapped. I should have wrapped it, but I figured if it was hidden beneath a lower rack of shirts never to be seen. I’m really surprised she was in there but either way she found it and did a half ass job of hiding it again. :dejection:

    I saw the edge of it sticking out this morning and had to move some shoes to get it to slip back under the shirts. Sooo our anniversary isn’t for a few weeks yet, should I still wrap it? Just give it to her now? I bought her a few anniversary gifts in Scottsdale but couldn’t wait and just gave them to her.:redface:

    More than anything WTF was she doing in my closet???

    What would you do? :headscratch:
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    Stomp on it and tell her to stay out of your shit......there isn’t anything to cook with in there
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    I get in enough trouble on my own thank you. I had $300.00 left from the trip. Sooo me being...well, me I stoopidly say something I shouldn't have. :lol:

    Let's just say $300.00 was snatched out of my hand and services were not rendered. That was Sunday, today she's talking to me again.
    It's all good. :biggrin:
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    Refuse to ride the YZ she bought you.
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    Tell her it’s for your girlfriend and give her a toaster as a joke.
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    Uhhh I do like my junk. Even if it gets low use. :winky:
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    Wrap it and give it to her on your anniversary. Get a nice card and say something nice.
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    Did she find your sex toys?
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    She is my sex toy. :shifty:
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    Not anymore. .
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    Ouch...the truth always hurts so much. :lol:
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    Wrap it and give it to her without a hint that you know she did it.

    She will be grateful to know it was actually for her.

    The world is full of divorce stories when such gifts were discovered and subsequently never received.
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    i'd make her ask......
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    It has horses on it. I'm pretty sure she knows it's for her. Its just really strange she was digging in my closet. Maybe she always does and this time she just happened to find her gift. Karma for snooping. lol
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    can you change them to unicorns....?


    tell her i may have mentioned the idea....
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    Start leaving her love notes in your things...but be sure to use her name in them.
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    Is her name Meg?
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    It's Christy.

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