My sneaky wife...

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  1. Able 1
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    God bless your wife.. :eekk:
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    Don't be dumb, wrap it and never let her know, you knew, that she had found it.

    Also don't make the mistake of thinking your stuff is your private stuff and not to be gone through if it is in The house.

    UNLESS YOU WANT SOME OF HR MANY TRUST ISSUES AND PROBLEMS THAT COME ALONG WITH THAT, LIKE DIVORSE AND LOOSING HAVE OF YOUR STUFF OR LOSING THE WHOLE HOUSE.

    ASK MY BROTHER AS HE WOULD DO IT FREQUENTLY AND THAT JUST MADE HER DIG THROUGH MORE STUFF.

    he. Ow lives with my cousin and has nothing to his name as she got everything in the divorce. (Except his truck, she even got o keep his dog)
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    i'd give a hunnert dollars
    to watch her find a Meg gift.......

    yes i know...vice-verse!
  4. Desk Jockey
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    I don't have "stuff".

    The business has ton's of stuff, I travel light. :winky:
  5. Desk Jockey
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    HEY!
    I may say a few inappropriate things now and then (everyday) but over all....I can be a handful! :lol:

    I still make her laugh although some times "at me" and "not with me". :redface:

    But it will be 30 years this month, plus we lived together for 2 years prior to that. I maybe 'hard to love" but she found a way. :biggrin:
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    I would give her something else to mess with her. Give it to her at Christmas instead if she doesn't mention it.

    If you can wait that long for sex again.
  7. Desk Jockey
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    I CAN HAVE SEX whenever I want!

    I just have to wait until everyone leaves the house. :shifty:


    :biggrin:
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  8. steve_64
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    Yeah I meant with her lol.
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  9. Desk Jockey
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    Oh well yeah that's a different story. :winky:
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    Well Richard. ...is this your tactful way of telling us all.....that

    Yor outta the closest now...?
  11. Desk Jockey
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    Is that a trick question?
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    Just move it and give her something else... I piss off my gf all the damn time, just to mess with her..

    Or setup a video camera and tell her that was for your secretary.. Just make sure you explain in the video before the prank was pulled or kiss you house goodbye..:lol:
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    Don't give it to her. ..
    Sit back and watch her squirm. ...

    Then finally give it to her at the end
    ...
    You'll get extra special bonus sex....
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    Swap it for a Shark vacuum.

    We already know she has a sense of humor, lol.
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    It's doesn't have horses on it, it is a horse. I bought it so long ago I forgot what it was. :biggrin:

    I think it was June or July.

    Normally I'd be concerned about her seeing it but...

    20171105_100552.jpg
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    Swap it for a Shark vacuum.

    We already know she has a sense of humor, lol!
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    And she's still with you?
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    I hope you get a blanket pajama!
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    Mostly. :biggrin:
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    I’m not sneaky.

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