I'm not allowed to work because of my heart. So, after a search, I hired an x chem dry guy. He just moved back from 15 years in Florida and wants to be a Canuck again and needs a job. I need help. I'm taking him for a test drive tomorrow and see if it works,
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bob vawter
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drug test?
Desk Jockey
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He's taking them...for his heart. Which suprise to me that he actually had one! 
How you feeling William?
How you feeling William?
Whites or blues?
He's taking them...for his heart. Which suprise to me that he actually had one!
How you feeling William?
OK but I'm constipated
.....Got a bunch of new meds after seeing the cardiologist yesterday and about 5 tests lined up for next week,
Desk Jockey
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That should be a feeling you're used to...well I'm assuming. I mean I always assumed you were full of shit!
Good! Take you meds get plenty of rest and hang in there!
Good! Take you meds get plenty of rest and hang in there!
That should be a feeling you're used to...well I'm assuming. I mean I always assumed you were full of shit!
Good! Take you meds get plenty of rest and hang in there!
Not allowed coffee - that and the newspaper and my regular morning Chavez same flyin' out.
steve_64
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Great news Willy!
I recently hired a new guy too.
My heart can't take all this work anymore neither.
I recently hired a new guy too.
My heart can't take all this work anymore neither.
hogjowl
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You're trading one heart attack for another.
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Haha Cory already knocked a lamp off a table but I caught it mid air.
He's doing great though and is wanding apartments mostly so far. I'm seeing a future for him in this business.
I'm sure Willy can handle teaching someone if I can.
hogjowl
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I arrived a little late to a job yesterday and found Brady eating dinner with the customer and her family.
Desk Jockey
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LOL
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FB7777
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Best of luck on both fronts Willy... pay him well... I mean really well
Or eventually he will realize any idiot can do this so why not steal my bosses customers , pick up a used porty on Craigslist and drop the old man like a bad habit
Don't forget to take your pills...
Or eventually he will realize any idiot can do this so why not steal my bosses customers , pick up a used porty on Craigslist and drop the old man like a bad habit
Don't forget to take your pills...
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hogjowl
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I'm sure it was a shock but some clients won't take no for an answer.
bob vawter
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take care of yorsef Willy............
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That's your fault for being late.
Old Coastie
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You might remind the customer that feeding Sutleys always attracts more of 'em.
But don't frighten her with what happens if she feeds Hamiltons!
hogjowl
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They were Muslim and I swear it looked like a pork chop on his plate.
Old Coastie
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Then he actually did the right thing to accept the invitation. Not accepting would have been taken as rude.
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Lamb chops maybe. Or goat.
Cleanworks
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Maybe he was just removing the porkchop.
Years ago had a muslim woman serve me lunch. I was very honored to do that, most are good people.
Since then she has never called back.................so I determined my work SUCKED!
I AM SUCH A FREAKING HACK! PLEASE LAWD FORGIVES ME!
Since then she has never called back.................so I determined my work SUCKED!
I AM SUCH A FREAKING HACK! PLEASE LAWD FORGIVES ME!
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It makes me awful uncomfortable when I'm offered anything. I almost always refuse. Been that way all my life. Even someone offering to help me when I'm struggling.
It holds me back I know but I'm an asshole.
hogjowl
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Hey brother
hogjowl
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My wife tells people I'd be perfectly happy living alone in a cave.
steve_64
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That was my dream life growing up. Head to the mountains and disappear.
Imagine my disappointed when I learned PEOPLE owned all the land.
Bastards!
bob vawter
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were you holdin the food wit yor shit wipin hand????
