Realistically and Potentially

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  1. ruff
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    A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
    “Dad, what is the difference between ‘potentially’ and ‘realistically’?”

    The father thought for a moment, then answered,
    “Go ask your mother, then your sister, and finally your older brother if they’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.”

    So the boy went to his mother and asked,
    “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?”
    The mother replied, “Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!”

    The boy then went to his sister and asked,
    “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?”
    The girl replied, “Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat!”

    The boy then went to his brother and asked,
    “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?”
    “Of course,” the brother replied. “Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?”

    The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, “Did you find out the difference between ‘potentially’ and ‘realistically’?

    The boy replied, “Yes.., ‘Potentially’ you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but ‘realistically’ we’re living with two hookers and a future congressman.”
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    As I sit here........alone.......with my self...............in my underwear.........I look down and think of my potiential and realistic intentions.

    IDIOTS!
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