Should be against the law..

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  1. Mikey P
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    For home owners to not keep a can of air freshener in their guest bathroom..



    Sumsabitch.


    Destroyed
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    You're not supposed to poop in your customers house!
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    Courtesy flush! dumbass!
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    Cleaner I know nearby got a call from an irate customer.

    One of his employees dropped a huge deuce in the toilet, and it wouldn't go down no matter how much she flushed it. On top of that, the odor was making her gag.

    The owner went over, and had to break it up with a stick to get it to go down.

    Then she made him fog her whole house. She kept saying...."I will never get the sight of it out of my mind...I will always smell it"

    I think the poor lady was traumatized.
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    Pooumatized....lol
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    Is it against law (considered wasting water) to do a courtesy flush over there on your side of the country? haha
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    I lightly mist a spray of bleach into the toilet area to kill the odor. About an once into a spray bottle of water does the trick. Of course do it after the flush and after it fills back up.
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    does that work on yor bidet as well?
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    Years ago, I had two installers leave a toilet full in an empty house and left. When I asked them why, they said the guy was an asshole to them and they just returned the favor.
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    Snowflake?
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    That's what the TM is for. Suck it up petunia.
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    Saiger'sCide. Knock back a swig in the morning and your farts will not only look "rainbow wonderful", people will thank you for bestowing them with such a fragrant cloud baby.
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    Just saw a commercial for a product called vipoo. Spray it in the toilet before you poo.
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    I wonder where the Aryan Race SS techs go doody?




    I know where the real word tech deposit..


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    A couple cups of coffee in the morning then dump before I shower and good for the day.

    I'd say you need to schedule better.

    Open a window too.
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    At .44 the guy lifts a sofa to move it? He won't see thirty.

    And how come every time SS shows up, they leave a baby behind?
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    That all being SED....theirs are the ONLY videos I see the tech actually using both hands on the wand....can any of yous "one armed wand pushers" explain wtf is the purpose of that funny little handle on the front of yor wand is for.........?
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    So the Mexican guys can turn it sideways and look cool.

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