So I'm shopping with the wife...

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  1. Desk Jockey
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    I don't normally go but she caught me in a weak moment. She asked if I'd like to go with her and...well she had on chort chorts. :shifty:

    Bored, I called Mike to let him know how the desert ride is progressing. I made the mistake of telling him I'm with the wife. :dejection:

    Speaking loudly he says "The hookers are all lined up for your room" . My wife looked at me and shook her head. I told Mike she doesn't care. He then says "and the donkey too"

    She says "HEY!" lol

    As we are shopping she asks "Who was that?"

    I say "the hotel desk clerk in Phoenix." I get the head shake again. :biggrin:

    Sooo hookers are fine but the wife frowns on the abuse of farm animals. :winky:


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    So she probably doesn't mind if you get a blow job but frowns on a little ass.
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    LOL


    I don't know. Think I should ask? :shifty:
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    Why not? Ps. I know a good divorce lawyer.
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    Maybe after the Phoenix trip. :winky:
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    So you went shopping with your wife.

    I thought it wasn't possible to think less of you.
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    I didn't want to. It was watch TV or watch some legs. I chose the legs.:redface:
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    Marty called me once when his wife was next to him



    It was like talking to a unich.
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    I often times go with my wife to shop. You see I'm there to watch her try on outfits and give her my opinion even if it takes hours . We giggle and hold hands like teenagers. We stop for lunch and sit next next to each other. Other couples nearby comment how much in love we are. We kiss and laugh all the time so others can see. But you see she understands that when football season starts................IT'S ALL OVER! I TELL HER TO GET THE FOOK OUT OF THE HOUSE! LEAVE ME ALONE! AND DO NOT ASK ME TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING ABOUT FOOTBALL! PEOPLE THIS IS HOW IT WORKS! THE PUSSIFICATION OF AMERICAN MEN STOPS RIGHT HERE! BE A MAN DAMN IT!
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    He's off his meds ^
    Again
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    Then tell her you got a wild donkey... Not a farm donkey.... I'm ASSuming she's ok with that...?
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    If I may paraphrase "The Most Interesting Man In the World"....

    "Stay single my friends...."
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    You guys wouldn't be able to stand me if I were single.
    My wife gives me a reason to be pleasant.
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    Better to ask for forgiveness than permission?
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    Mine loves football. So do the twins.

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    You guys realize that girl has a restraining order against him right?
    She doesn't actually know Richard.... He's a stalker and he will be arrested soon for being less than 400feet away. She is most likely on her phone calling the cops.



    Richard... Run!

    For your sake.... Run!
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    Cute legs tho. .....:clap:
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    I bet she would try calling too. She turned and said "what are you doing? You are such a perv!"
    I said "I know this!" :biggrin:
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