I don't normally go but she caught me in a weak moment. She asked if I'd like to go with her and...well she had on chort chorts. Bored, I called Mike to let him know how the desert ride is progressing. I made the mistake of telling him I'm with the wife. Speaking loudly he says "The hookers are all lined up for your room" . My wife looked at me and shook her head. I told Mike she doesn't care. He then says "and the donkey too" She says "HEY!" lol As we are shopping she asks "Who was that?" I say "the hotel desk clerk in Phoenix." I get the head shake again. Sooo hookers are fine but the wife frowns on the abuse of farm animals.