Sunday morning surprise guest

Discussion in 'the Bird Room' started by Desk Jockey, Dec 3, 2017.

  1. Desk Jockey
    Desk Jockey

    Yo I AM MIGHT!

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    Fookin free grazer! :biggrin:

    I tried giving him some sweet grain but he preferred the green grass in the ditch. He couldn't stay long, 30 minutes later I couldn't find him anywhere. :headscratch:


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  2. Cleanworks
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  3. Desk Jockey
    Desk Jockey

    Yo I AM MIGHT!

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    I think he figured out my intentions. He's long gone. :biggrin:
  4. hogjowl
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    Looks a lot like Damon
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  5. steve_64
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    I had the sheriff here at 8 am. Damn neighbor moved my survey stakes.

    Rented a terramite for the weekend so had a lot of fun moving dirt. My butt hurts from sitting on it all weekend. It has lights maybe I should go ouss the neighbors off some more.
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  6. bob vawter
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    look here SteveO.....yor going at this all wrong.......
    first of all.. you HAVE to convince yor neighbor that you.......

    are crazier than a shit house rat......you may even utter under yor breath that you hope they don take you back to that other place
    you was finally released from.........yor taken yor meds and feelin a lot better....except when you get upset it seems to bring
    all these dark feelings back.....stare in his eyes and offer to shake his hand.....hold it till it starts to feel uncomfortable and smile a lot........
    have Genny bring out a couple Valiums (aspirins) and a glass of water cuz shes worried about you......
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  7. steve_64
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    Yeah i thought about that but decided I want them to know I'm sane and in the right. I'll humiliate them in front of their friends.

    They now have a white fence to look at instead of being able to see down the road. That fence now has no trespassing signs all over it for them to see. Got a orange contractor fence that in going to run down the hill in front of their Veiw to the river.

    I'll start shooting some shotguns now that they lied to the police saying I am shooting guns in my yard but the cop said it's ok to do so.

    They hate us bad.
  8. Desk Jockey
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    Yo I AM MIGHT!

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    lol
  9. hogjowl
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    You can stop all their aggression buy putting a Roll Tide banner on the eve of your trailer
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    Naww...go for the crazy. .....
    It seems to work well for me....
  11. steve_64
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    Bob these guys are seriously demented. I couldn't fake their kind of crazy. And I have had to that before.
  12. steve_64
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    I put up some no trespassing signs on the white vinyl fence that faces their driveway and the orange contractor fence will be in their Veiw of the river.

    I've got more things coming.
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    Then maybe...you should be the one
    That' scared ....cuz you can't kill us all...
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    You won’t even die of natural causes
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  16. steve_64
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    I don't scare. I fight back.

    I never told you about when I was 15 hitch hiking and got picked up by a guy I think was a serial killer. Picked me up and asked what I would do if he tried to hurt me. Told him we would fight to the death. He asked as he reached beside his seat then I think I scared him and he said ok I better drop you off here and I got out.

    A neighbor and friend died around that time from being dragged by a car. I think it was that guy.

    I scare the crazy ones.

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