Discussion in 'the Bird Room' started by Nomad74, Jul 8, 2018.
I just wish @Jimmy L could have been there to share it with me
Welcome to tourist season. Living in a tourist town stinks. Just yesterday a brilliant family towing a small travel trailer with their too small SUV tried to turn around in my poor old window neighbors driveway. The wife was screaming at the husband, the husband was screaming at the wife. The kids were crying. 15 cars were backed up honking. So the guy doesn't know how to drive and knocks over my neighbors mailbox. The wife just screamed more. They drove off without even apologizing. I would be ok if they stayed home. Or traveled a little smarter.
I am not sure that I would have been following that closely.
Insurance money, sweet sweet insurance money.
I live just a few miles from the speedway (around here we call it the Great State of Brutonia, lol) and we see some crazy rigs come race season. Some make me shake my head, some make me hide behind the biggest stoutest most explosion-proof brick wall I can find.
For some reason this reminds me of a story that was on the local news.... this lady was driving her son to soccer practice in her convertible BMW. She stopped at a red light, and all of a sudden, her, the son, and the car next to them were plastered with a blue, foul smelling cold liquid. As it turns out, that part of the city is on a flight path.... the jumbo jet decided to dump the waste tank at that moment.... she’s went to the doctor, and has conjunctivitis in both eyes... and the blue liquid has ruined her white leather interior.... how’s that for getting shit on...
Hope she sued
She’s trying to, no airline will admit to it....
The main reason to come to Charlotte. You may see me down there one day. Just have to buy a new motorhome.
Can you believe that Marty isn’t a NASCAR fan. He lives so close to Talledega
Its in the northern part of the state.
Can you imagine sitting on the roof of your motorhome, drinking a cold beer in the infield at Talledega?
When you do come, you can park it in my driveway. Save yourself a ton of money, and all the neighbors will think I hit the jackpot!