the new glide for OLD cleaners..

[Mikey P]

cough!

Tom will be producing these new Glides for his mega wands, affectionately named the Napster.

Order your's today!

 

[DAT]

No holes?

 

[Cleanworks]

No holes?

Its a whole glide, not a hole glide.

 

[DAT]

Oh didn't realize he had the hole designed blocked out

 

[hogjowl]

I don’t trust anything you tell us.

 

[Mikey P]

wimp.

 

[Cleanworks]

with a name like "napster", Marty will buy one, or two.

 

[SamIam]

Now that’s a scrub wand

 

[Old Coastie]

I’m sort of old. Send me one and I’ll review it.

Of course, that didn’t work for a 1 1/2” Devastator, but being shameless I thought it’d be worth a shot.

 

[Zee]

Let me introduce the revolutionary Valentine Wand. The groundbreaking mind blowing heart shape holes aid in many ways as you already suspected. Yes, the smaller end of each heart aids in speeding up air movement (velocity=faster dry times). The fatter end of the hearts help you to pick up what your lazy asses never vacuumed up.

Order now for a speedy delivery for next Valentine's Day and we'll include a 5pack of extra small prelubed Trojans so you won't dry hump your $3700 wand after your wife finally packed her $h!t up and left.
So like I said, this tool will help so many tools in so many ways....and it will leave a lovely mark to show your customers how much you love them.

 

[Jimmy L]

The point is well taken Zee.

 

[hogjowl]

Tell me what the point is

 

[Mikey P]

Zee is from Canada?

 

[Cleanworks]

Zee is from Canada?

If he was, he'd be called Zed.

 

[Mikey P]

God damn.


Finally.

 

[DAT]

Let me introduce the revolutionary Valentine Wand. The groundbreaking mind blowing heart shape holes aid in many ways as you already suspected. Yes, the smaller end of each heart aids in speeding up air movement (velocity=faster dry times). The fatter end of the hearts help you to pick up what your lazy asses never vacuumed up.

Order now for a speedy delivery for next Valentine's Day and we'll include a 5pack of extra small prelubed Trojans so you won't dry hump your $3700 wand after your wife finally packed her $h!t up and left.
So like I said, this tool will help so many tools in so many ways....and it will leave a lovely mark to show your customers how much you love them.





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Your wife left you?

 

[hogjowl]

God damn.


Finally.

Potty mouth

 

[Mikey P]

Guess what wand will be in my new Everest in three weeks?

 

[hogjowl]

IDC

 

[Mikey P]

Yes you do.

 

[hogjowl]

I talked to him yesterday

 

[Zee]

Your wife left you?

?

 

[hogjowl]

?

It’s Derrick
Don’t read too much into it

 

[Jimmy L]

Mikey the wand you will be getting will be..........................FREE!

We all know how this good ole' boy network works!

 

[Mikey P]

Well in this case I'm selling the 14" Sapphire to fund the 12" Dev.

I may get a discount due to my Cock Ring idea...

 

[DAT]

Order now for a speedy delivery for next Valentine's Day and we'll include a 5pack of extra small prelubed Trojans so you won't dry hump your $3700 wand after your wife finally packed her $h!t up and left.
So like I said, this tool will help so many tools in so many ways....and it will leave a lovely mark to show your customers how much you love them.

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I though you were telling your life story. It was vivid as if it was your life experience. That's why i asked.

 

[Zee]

I though you were telling your life story. It was vivid as if it was your life experience. That's why i asked.

Nah...

My story is not that boring.

 

[Vincent Feehan]

What did the vortex actually do? as far a being broken down?? Are you selling it back to FMI

 

[Mikey P]

Back to FMI?

 

[Lee Stockwell]

What did the vortex actually do? as far a being broken down?? Are you selling it back to FMI

Keep up Vince.

He removed the potato from the tailpipe and was good to go