I can tell you what mine AINT. Sitting here on a rock hard bench, with a burning chafed scrotum watching herds of goobers in starwars shirts and minnie mouse ears scamper about to get a good seat for the fireworks spectacular about to begin. My vision of what Epcot would be couldn't have been any more wrong. Basically a giant mall food court with a pond in the middle, 4 shitty rides and booze everywhere. Well, the hand glider simulator "Soarin" was almost worth the 60 minutes in line for the 3 minute ultra low definition experience. Paula can go to Animal Land with her buddies without me. Ill be watching the Golden Knights on tv and sitting on free hotel hand lotion.