Discussion in 'the Bird Room' started by Desk Jockey, Jun 3, 2017.
Guy on the right in an elevator : do you smell weed or marihjauna?
Guy on the left in an elevator: no I smell ass
Guy on the left: good
And I thought eatshitandie was out of line. Which was taken totally out of context( yes even that term has context and meaning) . I was trying to spam a board and he replied when the almost the whole boards was EDS.
Did not even read his message. Like really who the f@ck is posting at 330 in morning except a mad man?
Total asshole in my humble opinion.
Said one Turd (at least I can capitalize it)
Richard...do you often get birtday cards from the mailman...?
CHAVEZ YOU BROKE ME!
RUINED MY LIFE!
NOW i'M GOING TO HAVE TO MOVE TO MEXICO!
Deserves one more repost!
I'm not however I'll make you the same offer I made James.
Fook with that many dudes going down on me...maybe I am.
I think I need a new strategy!
Just don't post anymore pictures of yourself and you'll be fine
That was a long long LONG time ago.
I'm no longer a young pervert!
If it makes you feel better I got an offer to do playgirl magazine, and I did it.
I did a full spread for playgirl magazine, I mean spread man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff.
I was totally nude. It was weird, I....I mean you probably didn't hear about it because I went under the name of Mike Honcho. But I just wanted you to know that. IF you can hear me, if it got into your brain somehow.
That I spread my buttcheeks as.............Mike Honcho.
That's okay, you're still beautiful inside, man!
(Now I need a priest...)