You detergent rinsers..

[Mikey P]

Admit it, sinners...

 

[Jim Pemberton]

I'm no fan of the organization, but the commercial is funny.

I wonder who they were targeting with the yellow van?

 

[Mikey P]

After taking a midnight tour of one of their locations with a drunk big mouf 'd manager, I have less than zero res-pect.

 

[Jim Pemberton]

drunk big mouf 'd

When I was in my early 20s, an wise old man (probably 40) told me that anytime he is drinking with people, especially competitors, he takes the bartender aside and tells him each time that he orders a gin and tonic, hold the gin. Put the tonic in the same sized glass, and charge him for the drink.

That way, everyone around him got drunk while he stayed sober.

He learned a lot that way.

Over the years, so have I.

 

[Kenny Hayes]

That’s interesting.

 

[hogjowl]

Yeah ... interesting
In other words, I’ll pretend to drink with you so your fragile ego won’t get butt hurt over the fact that I’m not drinking.
interesting

 

[Jim Pemberton]

No, it was more like "market research". You'd be surprised what people volunteer in that state of mind.

But that was also a long time ago when truck mount salesmen all hung out with one another in bars at night.

I don't even hang out with people I like anymore...anywhere.

 

[Mikey P]

I suppose I should feel insulted..

 

[Jim Pemberton]

I suppose I should feel insulted..

I hope you don't. If you do, you shouldn't

My preference for solitude isn't the fault of my friends, of which you are one.

Let's get back to the sin of detergent residue...and not the sin of my misanthropy.

 

[hogjowl]

I just have very little use for social folkways

 

[Mikey P]

I can't believe you two don't want to go out drinking with Zipper and Meg...

 

[hogjowl]

Why do you have to make it personal?

 

[Cleanworks]

I can't believe you two don't want to go out drinking with Zipper and Meg...

He's seen the videos.

 

[hogjowl]

I’ve seen Zipper face down by the pool.