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joe harper

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joe harper
It is ..."sElF inFlIcTeD"....we as MEN have been instructed of this MaiNtEnanCe issue since childhood..!

This type of eqUipMeNt...requires REGULAR maintenance procedures.... :roll:

This more commonly known as...the "DSB"..the dreaded semen build-up.... :oops:
There is NO excuse for this pAtHetIc disregard for your TOOLs... :x
There is a VERY common & socially accepted procedure to alleviate this issue.."HAND CRANK"

The simple maintenance issue has SpAwnEd the adage of :
"If you don't use it...You... "BlEwZ iT." :lol:

"You would ThinK....when it was 1 lb.... :shock: "
He would have ASSumed there was a PROBLEM... :roll: "Lazy BaStArD"

"Just ThiNkinG about this....has me "DoIng a LiL" maintenance as I type....".. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sorry Lisa.. :p :p :p :p :p :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:

Ken suffer's from "cArPuL TunnEl"....sIdE-EffEct as a result of the FEAR of "DSB"....poor Lad...:oops:
 

truckmount girl

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Lisa Smith
They said he's been in the hospital a total of 8 weeks. I think it's been looked at plenty, probably well before it got to be so large, just Medicaid won't spring for the surgery.

We have the best health care in the world in this country.....if you can afford and/or your insurance will approve it. Ivebeensold

Take care,
Lisa
 

KevinL

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There have to be doctors willing to do this procedure for next to free. Why the hell would it cost a million dollars? Hell, I'd wack it off with a meat clever for $100.
 

richard

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His cup is a vw bug hood.
NEVER! I mean NEVER - tell that guy he doesn't have the balls to do ANYTHING!
 

Doug Cox

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That was ROBERT HODGE and I believe he was searching for LARGE MALE SCROTUM. EWWWW!! LOL!!
 

FredC

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KevinL said:
It wasn't exactly what he was looking for so he's back to searching.

yeahhh....I'd probably hold out for the folks that were a bit more optimistic about not having to cut my dick and balls off too...........
 

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