Mikey P
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Get in the back, Jack!
No more violating the customers personal space...
No more violating the customers personal space...
Thanks for the steamer Stanley!
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I have one in every room of the house. And it's everyone's responsibility to empty their own. I set fire to the outhouse long ago. That walk in the middle of the night in the dead of winter was brutal. And sometimes the extension cord from the house would trip the breaker running a ceramic heater.
It was likely from running the heater AND the lectrocob at the same time. What's the amp draw on a lectrocob anyway?
Wow you pooped that out? I had to pay 300.00 for my pug.
Cleanworks
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Wait until it falls over in your truck.
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FB19087
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get some wag bags for it
Old Coastie
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(oops I wettums)HAHAHAHAHA
Jim Pemberton
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Did you post this on FB?
If you haven't, please don't
If you haven't, please don't
Mikey P
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Yes, but not in the same context
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We have enough problems with water bottles filled with urine in the vans with truck mounts that we service.
Buckets with "stuff" in them would be a new low.
I used to think the worst thing we got was a full waste tank in the summer.....
Buckets with "stuff" in them would be a new low.
I used to think the worst thing we got was a full waste tank in the summer.....
Sierra Clean Care
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When I worked in construction, there was a truck driver that would deliver 90% of our materials. We all got to know Chad pretty well.
Anyway, he told us a story about when he took his tractor (rig) in for service.... he walked into the warehouse, and was overwhelmed with the smell of outhouse.... one of the mechanics told him to go over to the truck in bay 7, open the door, and look in the sleeper... well, there are a certain minority that thought it was a good idea to cut a hole in the floor of the sleeper, and use it as an ‘outhouse’... the sides of the hole were covered in urine and feces, spackled with toilet paper all over the lower driveshaft, frame, and anything else in the way.... seems there was 3 guys operating the truck, running 24/7, and they would would simply rotate drivers, and only stop when they needed fuel.....
Yuckers...
Anyway, he told us a story about when he took his tractor (rig) in for service.... he walked into the warehouse, and was overwhelmed with the smell of outhouse.... one of the mechanics told him to go over to the truck in bay 7, open the door, and look in the sleeper... well, there are a certain minority that thought it was a good idea to cut a hole in the floor of the sleeper, and use it as an ‘outhouse’... the sides of the hole were covered in urine and feces, spackled with toilet paper all over the lower driveshaft, frame, and anything else in the way.... seems there was 3 guys operating the truck, running 24/7, and they would would simply rotate drivers, and only stop when they needed fuel.....
Yuckers...
Mikey P
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which brings up the age-old argument, should we be shiting in the customer's house? would they be any more thrilled to find you taking a dump in the back of your van in a fooken bucket?....lol
Cleanworks
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Learn where all the bathrooms in your cleaning areas, gas stations, mall, community centres, etc. Only if you're really desperate should you use the customers bathroom. Some of the buildings I clean, don't have a bathroom. Even if you don't have to go right now, go before you have to go right now.
Jack Zipper Zerkie
Member
Yes you can get it to go after you go.
I want to get one. My company policy is to never use the customer's bathroom, unless it's an empty house or apartment and my meathead 17yo had to break that rule last week at my customer's house, who is a retired CEO of a bank 
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I'd love to tell him to go out to the truck and close the door. As long as there was a garbage bag in that bucket for him to tie up. He would at least learn his lesson to drop his waste before he goes to work with me, not during.
! I'd love to tell him to go out to the truck and close the door. As long as there was a garbage bag in that bucket for him to tie up. He would at least learn his lesson to drop his waste before he goes to work with me, not during.
They key to using your customer's is to always carry a spray bottle of diluted bleach..................to lightly spritz the bowl...............to KNOCK DOWN THAT FOUL ODOR.........and to sanitize .
Like a true gentleman
Like a true gentleman
Dolly Llama
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Mikey P
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yeah but you're such a cleaning hack you probably never spent more than 45 minutes in the house a day in your life
Dolly Llama
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yeashore
Lumpy
..L.T.A.
Lumpy
..L.T.A.
Mikey P
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Getting back to your name meAtrope....
Plugged colon.
Plugged colon.
Kenny Hayes
Member
Why do y’all think I pull a trailer!
Hack Attack
Member
not uncommon to have customers to tell me where the bathroom is, while they make my coffee.. I can now drink the worst coffee without flinching
but have never used a bathroom except on an empty
but have never used a bathroom except on an empty
Mikey P
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Those same great clients also put cold water or sodas out for you and if you asked, they would wipe your ass too..
hogjowl
Idiot™
Because you’re a broke dick
Astronauts crap in a vacuum, why not...…….oh never mind.
!!!!I want to get one. My company policy is to never use the customer's bathroom, unless it's an empty house or apartment and my meathead 17yo had to break that rule last week at my customer's house, who is a retired CEO of a bank
I'd love to tell him to go out to the truck and close the door. As long as there was a garbage bag in that bucket for him to tie up. He would at least learn his lesson to drop his waste before he goes to work with me, not during.
I bet the CEO shits in the bathroom there too. I have colitis. If I gotta drop the kids off at the pool- splash!!! Splatter!!!!Im not gonna run to the gas station because people mostly understand . The worst is empties with no shit tickets. Gone home with only 1 sock a few times.
Mikey P
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Who doesn't keep a roll in the van?
Trip Moses
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That’s why you buy the taller vans these days. So you can sit on the waste tank.
