Any of you guys ever have a customer....

[Sticky]

Any of you guys ever have a customer have loud sex when you were working at there house?

Today me and my guy were installing a pergo floor for a land lord, it was an occupied unit, both of which were home when we arrived, Denis Rader(BTK) answered the door with his large nasty wife....We were already freaked out at first but they seemed like very nice people...We go outside for 5 or 10 minutes to cut some pieces of pergo with our saw and when we came back inside they were gone...This was a small 2 bedroom apartment all on one level...

All of a sudden I hear loud yelling and moaning bout ten minutes later the lady came out and removed all doubt of what they were doing...She was all sweaty and red in the face...She came right over my shoulder and started talking to us....Then she walked over to the bedroom door and said hunny get dressed and come out here....Now BTK comes out his face all red and sweaty and he came right over and started talking to us...I mean they must have been doing it on purpose...Me and my helper about puked on the spot...I wanted to be like WTF its almost lunch time and you just ruined my appetite...

They said they were leaving for a couple hours...We skipped are lunch break and busted ars to get out of there before they got home....

I mean I almost said something but I let it go...We got a good laugh out of it though...Never say Never I guess...

Anyone else had this happen to them? I mean I cant make this stuff up....

 

[bob vawter]

did i mention that my first customer...
died on me....?

 

[Cameron1]

yep. happen to me once except without the loud noise. husband came home from work at lunch time. within minutes they went up stairs without saying a word.... straight to the master and shut the door. 1/2 hour later he leaves without saying a word to me as he trips over my hose. The lady would not even look at me after that.

 

[Nate The Great]

yep. happen to me once except without the loud noise. husband came home from work at lunch time. within minutes they went up stairs without saying a word.... straight to the master and shut the door. 1/2 hour later he leaves without saying a word to me as he trips over my hose. The lady would not even look at me after that.

You aren't that easy on the eyes buddy.......


Just kidding...

 

[The Asian Sensation]

Was she hott??......

 

[rotovacguy]

Were ya sneaking a peak, starting to slap little Johnny behind the ear??





Ya never know, some guys get into the large, nasty ones!

 

[Sticky]

There was a bottle of viagara next to the bath room sink...I cant make this stuff up....

I think they wanted us to hear....I wouldn't bang my g/f and make her scream with any of you guys in the house...thats for sure :shock:

I think she just got so horny watching me lay pergo she had to get some right away... 8)

 

[Nate The Great]

There was a bottle of viagara next to the bath room sink...I cant make this stuff up....

I think they wanted us to hear....I wouldn't bang my g/f and make her scream with any of you guys in the house...thats for sure :shock:

I think she just got so horny watching me lay pergo she had to get some right away... 8)

I would....... Just like my uncle Chavez would too....

 

[Cameron1]

Was she hott??......

Hell yes!....A dead ringer for Dolly Pardon

plus 100 lbs.