Only a pic in my head, and it's a good one.
Let's set aside the sheer impracticality of such a tool and focus on the attention grabbing awesomeness of such a thing.
Okay, so I had a couple beers with my brother from CO on FaceTime last night. He suggested the ape hangers and a chicken suit as a way to grab attention.
I've strongly encouraged him to join Mel and I at the
Fest in April. Had some big laughs last night, talking about past Summers when he came to help us.