as i was VLM'ing an apt today

Dolly Llama · Sep 2, 2014

and couldn't get a round machine into the corners.
i was reminded of what I've heard often from the VLM only gEEks..

"the corners of rooms don't get dirty"

so I figured they were right, cause this carpet was in great shape anyway ...and didn't worry about the corners
Then i got to thinking, prob'ly not dirty behind the door either ....may as well skip that.
Then i had an epiphany ...hell, the only soil here is just minimal in the traffic lanes...and could barely see that....so why bother cleaning the whole room?

just the run the bonnet where the sofa was and path to the bathroom..
leave the bill on the counter and call it "good" ..after all, no one will know, they're not "dirty" in those places anyway ......

:icon_rolleyes:

..L.T.A.

Desk Jockey · Sep 2, 2014

Man you are cold blooded. I'm going to take your bonnets away from you! :winky:

Lots ways to clean it, angled brush, towel dipped in solution, cut up fiber plus pad, folded wet bonnet.

Keep it up and you'll have to hang with the porty guys!

Just kiddin, I wouldn't do that to you! :eekk:

Shut up Frank it was just a joke........as is porty cleaning.

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Goomer · Sep 2, 2014

Doc Holliday said:
Lots ways to HACK it, angled brush, towel dipped in solution, cut up fiber plus pad, folded wet bonnet.

Fooking HACK!!..........That's not cleaning, that's called "spit-shining".

You should be ashamed of yourself.................. :redface:

Desk Jockey · Sep 2, 2014

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh touched a nerve!I'm sorry, let me take this moment to..........relish it. LOL

Dolly Llama · Sep 2, 2014

Told you before, Chavez, it's big ballers like you that's allowed me to lower my standArds .....and feel good about it

angled brush, folded bonnets an' all :biggrin:

..L.T.A.

Desk Jockey · Sep 2, 2014

OUCH!

Go stand in the corner with Frank and Willy.....that's your punishment. LOL

Goomer · Sep 2, 2014

Doc Holliday said:
Go stand in the corner with Frank and Willy.....that's your punishment. LOL

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thecleaningdude · Sep 3, 2014

LOL!

It's a real concern. That's why the top caliber hacks such as myself carry a CRB and/or Orbiter.

Either that or just dust the corners....

Ruff Hewn said:
and couldn't get a round machine into the corners.
i was reminded of what I've heard often from the VLM only gEEks..

"the corners of rooms don't get dirty"

so I figured they were right, cause this carpet was in great shape anyway ...and didn't worry about the corners
Then i got to thinking, prob'ly not dirty behind the door either ....may as well skip that.
Then i had an epiphany ...hell, the only soil here is just minimal in the traffic lanes...and could barely see that....so why bother cleaning the whole room?

just the run the bonnet where the sofa was and path to the bathroom..
leave the bill on the counter and call it "good" ..after all, no one will know, they're not "dirty" in those places anyway ......

..L.T.A.

mirf · Sep 4, 2014

I think cooper was looking for a way to speed things up, Does he know this fact.

Ruff Hewn said:
and couldn't get a round machine into the corners.
i was reminded of what I've heard often from the VLM only gEEks..

"the corners of rooms don't get dirty"

so I figured they were right, cause this carpet was in great shape anyway ...and didn't worry about the corners
Then i got to thinking, prob'ly not dirty behind the door either ....may as well skip that.
Then i had an epiphany ...hell, the only soil here is just minimal in the traffic lanes...and could barely see that....so why bother cleaning the whole room?

just the run the bonnet where the sofa was and path to the bathroom..
leave the bill on the counter and call it "good" ..after all, no one will know, they're not "dirty" in those places anyway ......

..L.T.A.

mirf · Sep 4, 2014

is that corner clean?

ruff · Sep 4, 2014

Ruff Hewn said:
Told you before, Chavez, it's big ballers like you that's allowed me to lower my standArds .....and feel good about it

angled brush, folded bonnets an' all

..L.T.A.

Chavez Resto only lets client watch the end cleaning results with very dark sun glasses.
It has cut complaints to a manageable bare minimum.

Chavez Resto- Client satisfaction Inspection tool:

Desk Jockey · Sep 4, 2014

They love the clean appearance but what really gets their motor started is it doesn't take days...weeks....months to dry like it does with a porty!

Chuud up Frank!

tmdry · Sep 5, 2014

Don't forget the tip of the rubber shoes soles to get those corners, that's what you can straight encapping!

Desk Jockey · Sep 5, 2014

You're not helping my case Bill! :winky:

hogjowl · Sep 5, 2014

Basket case?

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