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Better late than never.
Thank you very much Brevik, Fels Naphta really works. I mean- it’s amazing.
Yes, I know, he’s pounded on the table about it for ages. I never said I was a fast learner.
Who knew that all you had to have was a spray bottle, Fels and a faucet. I could have skipped that truck mount.
As of today I have renounced Joe Polish- Brevik is my new guru.
Sorry Lisa, Joe got to go. Besides as the poet said: what has Joe done for me lately?
Which, O venerable Brevik, brings me to the PROBLEM.
Yes…..it works great. But have you smelled that Naptha!!?
The most disgusting, flowery, sweet scent. Must have been what poor grandmothers used in the great depression.
- Client: “I knew you were coming.”
- Me: “Really?”
- Client: “Yep. I could smell that sweet cologne five blocks away.”
Some clients started giving me after shaves when I am done. “Try this they say” condescendingly.
At the gas station, little kids, since I smell like their grandma, expect candies. And you know Brevik how the law here feels about strangers giving candies to children.
So, before we have to start wearing a small monitor on our legs, we need your help O venerable Brevik.
What are we to do?
Thank you very much Brevik, Fels Naphta really works. I mean- it’s amazing.
Yes, I know, he’s pounded on the table about it for ages. I never said I was a fast learner.
Who knew that all you had to have was a spray bottle, Fels and a faucet. I could have skipped that truck mount.
As of today I have renounced Joe Polish- Brevik is my new guru.
Sorry Lisa, Joe got to go. Besides as the poet said: what has Joe done for me lately?
Which, O venerable Brevik, brings me to the PROBLEM.
Yes…..it works great. But have you smelled that Naptha!!?
The most disgusting, flowery, sweet scent. Must have been what poor grandmothers used in the great depression.
- Client: “I knew you were coming.”
- Me: “Really?”
- Client: “Yep. I could smell that sweet cologne five blocks away.”
Some clients started giving me after shaves when I am done. “Try this they say” condescendingly.
At the gas station, little kids, since I smell like their grandma, expect candies. And you know Brevik how the law here feels about strangers giving candies to children.
So, before we have to start wearing a small monitor on our legs, we need your help O venerable Brevik.
What are we to do?