Chavez Cleaning and Restoration

[Ivan Turner]

So a lady from Topeka Kansas call me this morning to discuss my Veteran insurance, through the VA. I noticed on the call it said the number was from Topeka. Half way through the call I ask; just for shits and giggle, have you ever had work done by Chavez? Immediately she responds...Heck yes! 3 years ago we had a fire at our home and they did a fabulous job. Now I recommend them to all f our neighbors and friends.

Anyway, I just thought I would share.

 

[Dolly Llama]

prob'ly better now since they got rid of some dED weight

lta

 

[hogjowl]

You really said “for shits and giggles “ to her?

 

[Desk Jockey]

prob'ly better now since they got rid of some dED weight

lta

ELVIS has left the building!

 

[Ivan Turner]

Yes, your honorable swineificant, thats the way we talk down here in mid Mo.

 

[Old Coastie]

You got shits n giggles in MO?

Luxury!

‘Round here we make do with shits n grins.

 

[hogjowl]

Were you ever based in or near Canada?

 

[Cleanworks]

Were you ever based in or near Canada?

We missed out. We just got the shits.

 

[Desk Jockey]

 

[Andy]

Were you ever based in or near Canada?

He is good, He didn't 'aye' at the end.

 

[Cleanworks]

He is good, He didn't 'aye' at the end.

Canadians don't say aye unless they're in the Navy. Eh?

 

[Old Coastie]

Were you ever based in or near Canada?

Twice. Once in Seattle and once on Annette Island. Annette is the southernmost US island in the SE Alaska archipelego. It is also home to the TsimTsian indian tribe, once the only verified cannibals in North America. The Canuks (ever a practical bunch) moved them to Annette once the US/Canada borders were settled. What better way to rid yourself of cannibals than to donate them to America, amirite?

But to the point of your question: Screw off.

 

[hogjowl]

Those last two words salvaged an otherwise wasted post

 

[Old Coastie]

Here ya go: