Chavez is a commie.

If "supa fasta" is what you really like, you should have flown to MI when Vawter was still offering his $6.95 whole house ghetto special.

Since that is no longer available, I'm with Chavez. Besides, curling is a lot more action.

Here is a picture of Chavez's RA (Resto Advocate) curling-

You just like it when then shout "hurry hard".