It's almost too funny watching a certain soap opera unfold. People constantly justifying their purchase.
BUT
Let's see if ol' Gramps here can scrape a few tidbits from memory lane...... I called shyster right off the mark when a yapping yorkie ( thank you for that term Mark Schipper) started coming on the boards, hawking a city block size machine that would have you earning a gazillion dollars just on walk ups alone. Not just me, but my old buddy Rawknee,(anyone heard from Rawknee lately?) Lee S, Nick (before he fell out of favour) and others that have been around the business a lot longer than some of you have been alive. Right up there with Steve Mathie (Shawn Forsythe and I were tag teaming back then)
" I don't spend much money buying lunches, but I'll pick up the tab from Taco Bell" :roll: Sounded a bit funny from a guy selling big ticket machines, but some people are just tightwads. Well Mr. Barnum found a few and then the troubles with manufacturers started. That was so mind numbing, my brain hurts just thinking about the half truths and horse manure that followed that for a while. The curves and u turns seemed to smooth out and then the rest of us found out we were hacks if we weren't using a V. Not one of my customers felt that way, but it had to be true. :wink: "Cash in your 401K's and become a millionaire" was encouraged. Slimey doesn't even begin to describe that sleazy tactic.
And on it went until the tshirt got wet and you saw that the nipples were pointing south, not north. The sweater was unraveling, the cheap suit was wrinkled. Seems someone was, for lack of a better term, puffing up the wares with slight of hand and glossy literature. No 500,000 sf manufacturing facility, no corporate tower, but an office in a van down by the river and pics of someone elses's facility, along with a defense of "Wouldn't you do that?". No I wouldn't and don't because of the sleaze factor.
Meanwhile, the fix was in for new product flavour of the month. "This is the apex of chemistry", or my personal favourite, "Thousands in polishing Mrs. Piffleton's stainless steel sink".
Again, it was brain numbing. I almost felt the shame and scorn that was heaped on the "hacks" if you didn't follow the latest, fastest and greatest. You became the dog turd that was stepped on if you questioned anything. But the pimping business fell off I guess...
But there was something missing......
CREDIBILTY
I don't find it funny, but really sad to see. I have a good "radar" , but others may not have as good a sense and to those that got taken in, I truly feel sorry for them. It's good to see some truth to what I was seeing all along, but was heaped on for saying so I shut up and stood in my corner.
When your kharma runs over your dogma......
BUT
Let's see if ol' Gramps here can scrape a few tidbits from memory lane...... I called shyster right off the mark when a yapping yorkie ( thank you for that term Mark Schipper) started coming on the boards, hawking a city block size machine that would have you earning a gazillion dollars just on walk ups alone. Not just me, but my old buddy Rawknee,(anyone heard from Rawknee lately?) Lee S, Nick (before he fell out of favour) and others that have been around the business a lot longer than some of you have been alive. Right up there with Steve Mathie (Shawn Forsythe and I were tag teaming back then)
" I don't spend much money buying lunches, but I'll pick up the tab from Taco Bell" :roll: Sounded a bit funny from a guy selling big ticket machines, but some people are just tightwads. Well Mr. Barnum found a few and then the troubles with manufacturers started. That was so mind numbing, my brain hurts just thinking about the half truths and horse manure that followed that for a while. The curves and u turns seemed to smooth out and then the rest of us found out we were hacks if we weren't using a V. Not one of my customers felt that way, but it had to be true. :wink: "Cash in your 401K's and become a millionaire" was encouraged. Slimey doesn't even begin to describe that sleazy tactic.
And on it went until the tshirt got wet and you saw that the nipples were pointing south, not north. The sweater was unraveling, the cheap suit was wrinkled. Seems someone was, for lack of a better term, puffing up the wares with slight of hand and glossy literature. No 500,000 sf manufacturing facility, no corporate tower, but an office in a van down by the river and pics of someone elses's facility, along with a defense of "Wouldn't you do that?". No I wouldn't and don't because of the sleaze factor.
Meanwhile, the fix was in for new product flavour of the month. "This is the apex of chemistry", or my personal favourite, "Thousands in polishing Mrs. Piffleton's stainless steel sink".

But there was something missing......
CREDIBILTY
I don't find it funny, but really sad to see. I have a good "radar" , but others may not have as good a sense and to those that got taken in, I truly feel sorry for them. It's good to see some truth to what I was seeing all along, but was heaped on for saying so I shut up and stood in my corner.
When your kharma runs over your dogma......