Dual wanding and urine bliss

[Nomad74]

Its days like today I’m so happy to be able to do multiple things at once.

 

[Jim Pemberton]

Three girls talking on a Friday night:

Girl 1: "What a week at work! I must have painted 10,000 nails and gossiped about men, clothes, shoes, and music with the girls..."

Girl 2: "The daycare center was crazy! I kept after the kids with games and toys and snacks. I don't know how their mom's do it on weekends. But the kids are just adorable. I think I might enjoy being a mom someday. Its a lot of work, but I just love kids!"

Girl 3: "I sucked p**s out of carpets while my boss took videos of me working. I can't imagine how many doughy old guys with bald heads and big guts are ogling over me watching the video. I don't know what's worse...the stink or the thought of what these gross old creeps are talking about...."

 

[Nomad74]

My intentions are pure as the wind driven snow.

 

[Jim Pemberton]

My intentions are pure as the wind driven snow.

I absolutely believe you Damon.

I am just imagining her life outside of her job, and imagining the conversations.

 

[Nomad74]

I absolutely believe you Damon.

I am just imagining her life outside of her job, and imagining the conversations.

I’m sure I give her plenty to talk about. Look how much I keep you guys entertained.

 

[Mikey P]

I bet she posts pics of you on her Noodeing and Moonshining forums


" He minds me of my Paw but so far ain't asked for a tuck tuck.."

 

[Nomad74]

Not very nice

 

[Vincent Feehan]

Raise the handle on her wand, her back will like it

 

[hogjowl]

You sure make urine work complicated

 

[Nomad74]

You sure make urine work complicated

You make glasses look complicated.