B&BGaryC
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It's a marketing piece I made.
I took a belt sander to a piece of white carpet, trimmed some loose fibers and threw them in the traffic lane, cut out sandpaper footprints and glued them to an old pair of shoes and tossed them on the carpet by the door. Stuck a few odd pieces of carpet fiber on the bottoms of the shoes and turned it into a postcard. I just left the headline:
"Sandpaper Shoes?" and put my logo in the corner.
On the flip-side there is a little bit of copy about how if you haven't cleaned your carpet recently you might as well be wearing sandpaper shoes. That walking on dirty carpet is like using a car with worn out brake pads. It is in need of service before serious damage occurs.
I thought it was clever and hopes it works well. I am mailing it tomorrow. If anybody would like help getting it set up I can provide the original art.
It'll only cost $49.99 a month for the rest of your life.
er... uh...
I mean this fantastic marketing package can be yours for only....
Okay, if you're not a total dick, or if you're Greg you can have a copy for free. (I know Greg's a dick but I like him anyway.)
I took a belt sander to a piece of white carpet, trimmed some loose fibers and threw them in the traffic lane, cut out sandpaper footprints and glued them to an old pair of shoes and tossed them on the carpet by the door. Stuck a few odd pieces of carpet fiber on the bottoms of the shoes and turned it into a postcard. I just left the headline:
"Sandpaper Shoes?" and put my logo in the corner.
On the flip-side there is a little bit of copy about how if you haven't cleaned your carpet recently you might as well be wearing sandpaper shoes. That walking on dirty carpet is like using a car with worn out brake pads. It is in need of service before serious damage occurs.
I thought it was clever and hopes it works well. I am mailing it tomorrow. If anybody would like help getting it set up I can provide the original art.
It'll only cost $49.99 a month for the rest of your life.
er... uh...
I mean this fantastic marketing package can be yours for only....
Okay, if you're not a total dick, or if you're Greg you can have a copy for free. (I know Greg's a dick but I like him anyway.)
