Getting to know Marty's Vortex

Mikey P

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-How did your last owner treat you?

-What did Marty have to fix on you?

-Can we see your new wrap?

-How many times did he push the engage PTO button on that infamous day?

-Are you being used to your full potential or were you really just a penis extension?

-How many times has Marty ran you with your jake break on?

-How many walk ups have you created?

-What sex is more impressed by your presence, men, women or the fellas down at the Pond?

-On the drive from California to Alabama did Marty pick up any hitchhikers?

-What CD is in your player right now?

-Does Marty sit on his porch and stare at you or does he curse the day you came into his life?
 

TimP

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bob vawter said:


Yes bawb the vortex has a Compact Disc player, same idea as a vinyl record except instead of a needle it uses a "laser" to read the music off the disk. They are almost obsolete now adays.....
 

Jimmy L

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Those "Chips" Chavez are my only friends now.

YOUR DEAD TO ME.....................YOU HEAR THAT PUNK?!
 

hogjowl

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Mikey P said:
-How did your last owner treat you?

Cosmetically, very good. Mechanically, not so much. Everything is in good shape, but the fluid levels were all low, the radiator had a leak and a bunch of the hoses and fittings had to be replaced.

-What did Marty have to fix on you?

Replaced most all of the hoses and fittings. Still need to fix the auto pumpout.

-Can we see your new wrap?

I didn't wrap it, I just decalled it. I keep forgetting to have my daughter take a picture of it. Jim has been waiting on a picture now for something like a month.

-How many times did he push the engage PTO button on that infamous day?

Probably a thousand times.

-Are you being used to your full potential or were you really just a penis extension?

Obviously, it is run single wand most days, but I have had several occasions where I have dualed with it. Even single wanding, it's a good fit for me and my business.

-How many times has Marty ran you with your jake break on?

The first time I did that I could tell immediately that something was wrong, and it only took a second to figure out what it was. The rpm's won't go as high as normal, so you can tell it's on.

-How many walk ups have you created?

Several. Seriously.

-What sex is more impressed by your presence, men, women or the fellas down at the Pond?

I've only had two male walkups. The rest were women.

-On the drive from California to Alabama did Marty pick up any hitchhikers?

Stupid question. This ain't danny you're talking to.

-What CD is in your player right now?

My CD player and radion went out on the trip back home. Haven't gotten it fixed yet.

-Does Marty sit on his porch and stare at you or does he curse the day you came into his life?

Mixed bag. I love having it, and hate the payments.
 

Mikey P

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Would it have killed you to answer the question as if you were the damn truck?


Sheesh, you must be one boring ass bed time story reader.
 

Fon Johnson

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Mikey P said:
Would it have killed you to answer the question as if you were the damn truck?


Sheesh, you must be one boring ass bed time story reader.


Did that really surprise you, Mikey?
 

Mikey P

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nope, I've talked to him on the phone way too many times.



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Marty have you ever thought about maybe pushing the button on the camera yourself?

You have taken a pic with a camera before right?
 
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BradFenstermaker said:
Marty have you ever thought about maybe pushing the button on the camera yourself?

You have taken a pic with a camera before right?

You would have to remind him that the camera has to be on for it to take a picture.
 

Fon Johnson

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I don't think the problem is Marty not knowing how to take a picture. The problem is that there is a bad connection between the camera and the computer.
 

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