Well, since it's the thing to do lately, I've decide to start mass producing my own glides. I'm calling it Green-Hose Glides. No fancy keychains or shirts here, just glides. Depending on where you are in the production line, you may get a glide with the metal end still attached. That's not a bad thing if you end up one of the lucky few with a metal end, you can still hook it up to the faucet and get a drink after you're done using it as a slippery glide. It's like the swiss army knife of the glide world. Just slip it on and off and have fun with it. You can even use the Green-Hose Glide to beat someone and not cause any bruising. Just ask my mother how well that worked! Order now, supply is limited.