I remember back in my early 20's(I'm 30 now), I worked for a carpet cleaning company. One day my co-worker comes in to do evening jobs with me. Well, he was drunk, and happy to tell me that he just turned 21.
Now, we had two cleaning jobs that night, and due to a schedualing error, we didnt have a job for another 2 hours. Also, the last job was 2 more hours after the first one. So needless to say we had some time to kill.
It was understood that if we had time to kill and the boss man wasnt around, we were supposed to clean the work truck, or the shop, or both. My partner had other ideas. He had never been to a titty bar and wanted me to drive him to one to continue his celebrations. I argued against it, but there was one near our first job, I had been working all day, and he offered to buy all my drinks and dances...It was hard to say no.
So, we drove out there, drank it up, got dances from every dancer working, left to do the first job, came back and did it all again for another couple hours. We had a blast! In fact, I dont remember having more fun at a strip club. We showed up to our last job pretty drunk, but we got through it and the boss man never found out. Good times!
tl;dr My co-worker and I thought paying girls to put their boobs on our faces and drinking beer was preferable to working.
EDIT: I should also mention that I have fapped countless times at the work place. No idea why I get so horny when I'm on the clock..
