How many regular customers do you have who..

[Mikey P]

give you a hug when they see you?

I got about four who just adore me.

But about 200+- who would come to my funeral.

 

[-JB-]

Who cares?

 

[Jim Martin]

give you a hug when they see you?

I got about four who just adore me.

....but there all guy's........

 

[R W]

I've got a few, especially after they've wandered away to another cleaner and came back!!

One even offered to make payment "on the couch", but I politely refused.....

 

[vincent]

I know of 2 that give me a hug before and after.

Many offer food or drink.

1 actually comes to my house to deliver a xmas present.

I have over 300 garage door codes.

one was a nurse who went to all of my wife's chemo treatments 2 yrs ago.

Probably the most memorable is the guy who offers free passwords to his adult websites he runs out of his home, some are live.

 

[Jimmy L]

You're just a big lovable janitor to them silly!

 

[Dolly Llama]

Several i can think of off the top of my head.
Got a hug a couple weeks ago as a matter of fact.

got quite a few who want to feed me.
many who give me cookies, cakes or pies.
Had one about a month ago who made us some deep fried donut/bread thingies.
(just for us)
Older Italian lady from the Old Country

AND SOME lonely housewives that....
Oh never mind, I'll sound like Todd the chic magnet if i told you :shock:


..L.T.A.

 

[Mikey P]

I got this one family that I knew before they had kids. I've watched the pets and cars and homes change over the years.

I remember cleaning around the baby girl's crib and what seemed like the the next week she was drawing pictures for me and always giving me hugs hello and goodbye.

This continued until she turned 15.. Now she's a little stand offish, just like my own daughter, but I always tell her I'll be at her wedding.

The dad had a mystery heart attack and dropped dead one day while out on a run. A few years later Mom remarried her family doctor.
I was present at the wedding.


I let my helper do all the work now while I sit with Mom and chat.

 

[The Preacher]

i have a few, but i see alot of new customers now that i've been getting back into residential cleaning!

i see alot of folks who know me from my football and baseball officiating out and about. I took my wife to a high school playoff game at a black school last night and she was amazed at how many people knew me. i was setting next to one of my top customers (he's a high ranking city manager) and he told me i should run for political office.

i hear Odin can't even get a hug from a hooker, and he has to pay her!!!

 

[hogjowl]

This is soooo interesting! I can't wait to hear more stories from more cleaners.

 

[Brian L]

Nevermind

 

[Driguy]

So whens the Funeral?

 

[Steve in Omaha]

Mikey,

About the funeral deal. I've thought the exact same thing!

 

[Fred Homan]

Good one Jim Martin....

 

[Numero Uno]

Got a lot of wives that slap me...lol...I guess i should call after-wards about the service work provided...Ahem-mm...

Now just josh-in? Got one Thursday from Toni the Subway girl.

When we did her windows and mats...

But you got to watch that one her hand likes to slip down and brush around...

 

[John Watson]

Helen get alot more hugs than me, and dose she get pissed off when I just sit and talk and let her do all the work!!!

 

[Wandslinger]

Mike,

I think it's their way of saying, "Please don't take all of our children's college money"

 

[Contemporary Carpet Clean]

customers who...

had a tech this summer get his ass grabbed by a 75-80yr old grandma when he was bending over to move some furniture

had a customer make breakfast the other day

had a customer answer the door in his tighty whities