I like it dirty

[Mike J]

First Job today was a first time customer.






No prespray yet (above)


Now I'm hot.








The last guy charged over $500








Second Job is a repeat customer,

Before





After






Second job wanted me to move everything (again). They had some work done. Over a $500 ticket before tip. (not like I'm expecting one, but I vacuumed under the cushions on the sectional- free of charge. )


I actually think first job was a lot easier.
I had to fine tune this one. and not scuff the paint.


Dinner, the rewards of bowhunting last year, getting the itch but still have a couple months before Im up a tree and off the truck.




The kicker today was the freindly lady at the first job had a tear in her eye when she seen what her carpet looks like.

 

[Mikey P]

Last job today was an empty move out.

New customer.

I tell her 185 for the 3 bed rooms and she looks at me funny.
She asks how much for cash?

"$165?" says I

"Great, let me go to to the bank." says she..

I get to work, kinda worrying that she may not come back..

But she does.

Hands me a wad of twenty's

Which I pocket without counting...

Guess what?

$200.






She was just funny looking I guess.

 

[Cleanworks]

Last job today was an empty move out.

New customer.

I tell her 185 for the 3 bed rooms and she looks at me funny.
She asks how much for cash?

"$165?" says I

"Great, let me go to to the bank." says she..

I get to work, kinda worrying that she may not come back..

But she does.

Hands me a wad of twenty's

Which I pocket without counting...

Guess what?

$200.






She was just funny looking I guess.

Cash? You mean you don't need an invoice and I don't have to declare it? You'll save paying the sales tax.

 

[Nate The Great]

Cash? You mean you don't need an invoice and I don't have to declare it? You'll save paying the sales tax.

Cash no tax..

 

[Nomad74]

My day was long and confusing.

 

[Meter Maid]

I like my carpet the way I like my women.

 

[Trip Moses]

I like my carpet the way I like my women.

Lying on the floor, motionless?

 

[FB7777]

I like my carpet the way I like my women.

Underage?

damaged?

daddy issues?

 

[Mikey P]

Worn out and filthy

 

[Meter Maid]

Worn out and filthy

You’re the winner.

 

[Mikey P]

Kinda figured

 

[Mike J]

You’re the winner.

Hot and Wet

 

[Meter Maid]

Hot and Wet

Optional. I just use spit.

 

[BIG WOOD]

I like my carpet the way I like my women.

Properly stretched?

 

[BIG WOOD]

Are we in the rubber room yet?

 

[Mike J]

Properly stretched?

Dont matter, I will get it done regardless.

 

[Nate The Great]

Is Fred on a bike trip?

 

[SamIam]

Cash? You mean you don't need an invoice and I don't have to declare it? You'll save paying the sales tax.

There's is no sales tax on a service, if you don't claim it you have on income tax

 

[SamIam]

Actually some states have sales tax Iowa Florida Pennsylvania but not California pretty sure Nevada doesn't either

 

[Kenny Hayes]

Lying on the floor, motionless?

Damp?

 

[Cleanworks]

There's is no sales tax on a service, if you don't claim it you have on income tax

Here we have federal tax on services. 5%.

 

[FB7777]

Here we have federal tax on services. 5%.

But you you have “free” health care



The money comes from somewhere

My healthcare cost $25k per year

Which is roughly 7% of my annual income

 

[Meter Maid]

But you you have “free” health care



The money comes from somewhere

My healthcare cost $25k per year

Which is roughly 7% of my annual income

That’s ridiculous. I have an Obamacare policy that’s runs 800 per month for my kid and me. My pension pays 500 of it.