Is it 95 or 98%

[Mikey P]

of cleaners who can't deliver a true professional pristine package?

Had a new customer today in NV with a 17 year dense white Nylon with 17 years of goober stories.

Two types of rake damage
Puddles taking days to dry
Whole rooms taking even longer
Stiff
Sticky
Too personal stories
Embarrising vans
"36 years of experience" yet the tech has three weeks
Dumping into thier septic system
Everyone promised four hour dry times, none delivered.
And some I can't recall..

A few did ok the first time but the following visit either got lazy or sent chimps..

Franky I was surprised that they keep trying.

My ad in the Best Of magazine got me the gig.

Price of cake, not one spot, hardly any wear, they pre vac'd and moved all furniture. Asked for protection too.


No scrubbing, Procyon ps and water rinse, three dry strokes later and I'm the god they've been looking for.





I guess it is rocket science.

 

[Nate The Great]

You removed the porkchop?!? Maybe they have a hole in the waste tank or their dump valve was open...

 

[Cleanworks]

No spots and hardly any wear? Chances are that some of those goobers knew what they were doing.

 

[Mikey P]

if so, they would have been called back, eh?

 

[Cleanworks]

Some guys know how to clean ok but don' t know how to look after their clients. Client retention should be a class at the next MF.

 

[Able 1]

Just get Service Monster Ron! As long as you're good, it's all you need!! There is your class.. Do it!NOW!

Send me $100 for the advice.. lol

 

[Nate The Great]

Just get Service Monster Ron! As long as you're good, it's all you need!! There is your class.. Do it!NOW!

Send me $100 for the advice.. lol

Not even worth a buck fiddy.....

 

[Able 1]

You don't even know my friend! Sign up today, and if you don't make way more next year.. YOU SUCK! No really, you are not fit to do this work!

I don't get any kick backs from them BTW, just love their service! I don't need to shill anything.. THIS IS JUST GREAT ADVICE!!

 

[Mikey P]

Being memorable is easy for me..

But some how my guys are damn good too..

 

[Papa John]

Nate!? Is this true you don't have Service Monster!???
Dude you really should start taking the business to the next level. And get a website also.

 

[Jim Pemberton]

Being memorable is easy for me..

But some how my guys are damn good too..

You bet they are. I want Davis and Ely helping me with the upholstery at the RMH project in January.

 

[BIG WOOD]

Nate!? Is this true you don't have Service Monster!???
Dude you really should start taking the business to the next level. And get a website also.

From all the other sources of SEO, it'll be soon before the need for a website won't be needed

 

[steve_64]

if so, they would have been called back, eh?

You haven't been called back yet neither.

 

[Sierra Clean Care]

Ah, yes, but what about ‘creep factor’?...... I’ve had countless housewives say the last guy ‘gave me the creeps’. There’s more to it than just being a good cleaner. A guy has to be good, and non-intrusive..... gotta find common ground with your clients, BE THE GUY THEY WANT TO CALL BACK....
Jeff @ SCC

 

[Mikey P]

You haven't been called back yet neither.

dude..

 

[hogjowl]

It’s so hard to sell quality in Porkville. Literally every day I lose more prospects than I gain due to my pricing. If I let it effect me I’d be a bottom feeder in no time.

 

[bob vawter]

Being memorable is easy for me..

But some how my guys are damn good too..

Yes...being seven foot tall wit a big hED is memorable. ....​

 

[hogjowl]

BAHAHAHA!

 

[Desk Jockey]

BAHAHAHA!

Nice knowing you pigshit. Well, it wasn't exactly nice.
In fact you deserve whatcha get!

 

[hogjowl]

 

[Mikey P]

Anytime he uses the B I figure looking like a 14 year old Facebook troll is enough of a punishment.

 

[Total_Rookie]

There's definitely a lot of hacks out there.. but I never take anything a client says on the first service. Like Howard said "are they a prospect, or a suspect?" Once I trust them then I care.

 

[Total_Rookie]

Nice knowing you pigshit. Well, it wasn't exactly nice.
In fact you deserve whatcha get!

Your so cruel to animals.

 

[Mikey P]

A lack of attention to detail is very, no extremely, prevalent in this industry.


Just ask the house mom's at MF.

 

[Total_Rookie]

A lack of attention to detail is very, no extremely, prevalent in this industry.


Just ask the house mom's at MF.

Detail is great, and it’s all I know. Although it comes at a cost. If they won’t pay, they won’t get.

 

[Mikey P]

I had one today, just down my street that was pitched big time. very distinctive wear patterns, lots of staining...Old guy was a carpet layer actually.

I'm kicking my self for not taking a before photo, she was watching me the whole time.

Oreck, some 40, Siager GReen and LOTs of OXY, RV360/Dev and EVERYTHING and I mean EVERY thing came out.

Aside from those F'd up hybrid glide marks, it was brand new.


She's had 5 other cleaners disappoint.

 

[Cleanworks]

That's what it takes before they pony up the big bucks and hire you.