Marty some day I will invite you over for dinner. I'll place you at the head of the table. Give you something to relax you.
And then I'll go into the kitchen to get a small electric skillet. We'll talk.........about wands.......vacuums and everything your small mind thinks about. Then I'll stand up behind you.........and take my butter knife and slowly crack your skull all around like an............egg. And then I will lift your skull cap......quietly .........so I don't alarm you. And to my surprise I look into your skull and see what resembles............oatmeal. A bubbling grey mass of goo. So I quickly run down to my secret cellar...........where I hide my stash. And there in the corner lies six cans of......Great value pork and beans dated 2005. PERFECT! You see fava beans just won't do to flavor that oatmeal brain. Running up the stairs I begin to spoon out some of your brain.......and place it in the hot skillet with some "budder". Browning the petrid mass and then stirring in some pork and beans. And then taking a heaping tablespoon of the slop........I spoon feed you.
Asking you, " Marty how does that taste?....... Yummy! taste like ............
Saiger sauce!
IDIOT BUFFOON!