Its a blessed day when..

[Mikey P]

Your wand fits..


Only to be offset by having to touch a man's Glock..




Damn relocated Texan left it on the floor

 

[Dwain Ray]

I live in the country and come across guns every now and then , my policy is to have the owner move the weapon, that way if it ever comes up i will never have to explain to authorities how my fingerprints got on it

 

[Mikey P]

I live in the country and come across guns every now and then , my policy is to have the owner move the weapon, that way if it ever comes up i will never have to explain to authorities how my fingerprints got on it

You know I thought of that but no one's home so just to be extra careful I nudged it over with my Marty to keep my fingerprints off of it.


Worst case scenario the local sheriffs are going to be very perplexed and why that Prattville origin DNA is showing up over here

 

[hogjowl]

You can move things with your mind?

 

[Mikey P]

That was the most action you've seen in years, how was it?

 

[hogjowl]

Much more satisfying then when you’re sucking on it

 

[FredC]

kweers

 

[Dolly Llama]

that's not a Glock
Looks like a SIG to me


..L.T.A.

 

[Dolly Llama]

confirmed
320 X-Five Legion

..L.T.A.

 

[Mikey P]

I knew you'd have fun with that.


But I'll bet that you can't tell me what Wand I'm using

 

[Dolly Llama]

But I'll bet that you can't tell me what Wand I'm using

can't see enough of the hED.
certainly not an A-dub due to 1.5" tube flared to 2" hose cuff end
gonna guess it's 12" SS


..L.T.A.

 

[hogjowl]

I knew you'd have fun with that.


But I'll bet that you can't tell me what Wand I'm using

Who cares?
It’ll be different next month.

 

[Mikey P]

Ohhh, ALMOST! Larry, if only you had said "Sapphire Scientific Titanium GreenGlides Special Edition" you would have taken home our deluxe 5 gallon bucket dustpan kit, better luck next time!

 

[Mikey P]

I gave her a quote for $545 a few weeks ago.

$145 over budget for this temporary rental.

Offered to do it for $400 if they moved everything, deleted the stairs and bonus room and vacuumed.


I wowed her enough for $500 in cash

 

[Mikey P]

Who cares?
It’ll be different next month.

Dope.

14 years with this trusty beauty.

Kicks ass over your fad wand.

 

[hogjowl]

Your memory is failing

 

[Mikey P]

Your memory is failing

I have them both.

You dont.

 

[hogjowl]

I don’t sell either one
You do

 

[Mikey P]

That's a shame.
Its a heck of a retirement gig.
Ill never have to touch my principal or do a reverse mortgage. If I fall off a cliff Paula can figure it out.
Its quite comforting really



Btw, my modified A Dubs are selling really well!

 

[bob vawter]

That's a shame.
Its a heck of a retirement gig.
Ill never have to touch my principal or do a reverse mortgage. If I fall off a cliff Paula can figure it out.
Its quite comforting really



Btw, my modified A Dubs are selling really well! View attachment 121416

I was sticking my wand under a bed once and heard a distinct metallic click of something definitely metallic....
Upon further investigation it was Two
Complete and fully automatic machine guns.....
Since the guy was a builder and knew my wife well in the business world he
Trusted me and gave me the grand tour of his armory........
Not only a builder but a check cashier as well.

 

[bob vawter]

That's a shame.
Its a heck of a retirement gig.
Ill never have to touch my principal or do a reverse mortgage. If I fall off a cliff Paula can figure it out.
Its quite comforting really



Btw, my modified A Dubs are selling really well! View attachment 121416

So Mikey....whether it's you or I that falls off that cliff last....REMEMBER....as we walk thru that darkened tunnel ..on the way to the tall columned judgement room....
We shall meet again...as we will recognize everyone we have ever met!
DON'T WORRY..IT'LL BE JUS FINE!

 

[bob vawter]

You know I thought of that but no one's home so just to be extra careful I nudged it over with my Marty to keep my fingerprints off of it.


Worst case scenario the local sheriffs are going to be very perplexed and why that Prattville origin DNA is showing up over here

So then.....yor fingerprints are on file?

 

[Mikey P]

So Mikey....whether it's you or I that falls off that cliff last....REMEMBER....as we walk thru that darkened tunnel ..on the way to the tall columned judgement room....
We shall meet again...as we will recognize everyone we have ever met!
DON'T WORRY..IT'LL BE JUS FINE!

I'm not worried Bob.

I've set up Paula just fine.

 

[bob vawter]

I'm not worried Bob.

I've set up Paula just fine.

Do JW remarry?

 

[Mikey P]

Do JW remarry?

After ME?


How boring.

 

[Mikey P]

 

[bob vawter]

After ME?


How boring.

A rather inflated ego?

 

[Mikey P]

Not if its true.

 

[hogjowl]

So yes

 

[Mikey P]

So yes