It’s Not The Worst You’ve Ever Seen, Is It?

[Kenny Hayes]

Don‘t you love it when they say that!

 

[Dolly Llama]

phrases often heard in phone conversations

"my carpets are terrible" .

expect carpets in great shape and well maintained


"my carpets aren't bad, just need a freshen up"

expect TRASHED

"my little doggie only peed on the carpet once"

Expect to give them Damon's number....


..L.T.A.

 

[Dolly Llama]

Don‘t you love it when they say that!

what they're really saying is

"please tell me you don't think I'm a terrible housekeeper"

.L.T.A.

 

[Kenny Hayes]

Today after a sewer backup Is it a contest?

 

[Dolly Llama]

give 'em Damon's number ....QUICK

..L.T.A.

 

[Cleanworks]

what they're really saying is

"please tell me you don't think I'm a terrible housekeeper"

.L.T.A.

Don't judge me

 

[Andy]

"my carpets are terrible"

reply
"If I am cleaning it, it is not that bad, I have walked away from some."
"nobody has ever called us to clean, clean carpet."

 

[Bob Savage]

Here's what I enjoy - rarely do I clean carpet that looks gross, or is actually deep down gross.

Most of it just needs a fresh.

 

[Nomad74]

give 'em Damon's number ....QUICK

..L.T.A.

I’ll be busy grooming my mustache.

 

[Dolly Llama]

groom with this

trust me..


..L.T.A.

 

[Jack Zipper Zerkie]

Or it's not bad just give it a lick& a promise. Sorry .