Just another day...

Mikey P

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I get to my first job today which is part two from yesterday's wood floor cleaning project, their two hunting hound dogs are barking behind the door like crazy so the couple asked if they could come out and meet and sniff me so they'll relax for the rest of the day..

Of course I obliged as I love almost all four-legged critters..

The male comes out gives me one sniff and then proceeds to lift his leg and piss all over my leg from the knee down while the female begged for a head pat...

Both homeowners are in shock and running to get vinegar and microfiber towels and apologizing up and down up ... and I just laughed it off and said "mam if this is the worst thing that happens to me today, I'll consider it a blessing...
 

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I get to my first job today which is part two from yesterday's wood floor cleaning project, their two hunting hound dogs are barking behind the door like crazy so the couple asked if they could come out and meet and sniff me so they'll relax for the rest of the day..

Of course I obliged as I love almost all four-legged critters..

The male comes out gives me one sniff and then proceeds to lift his leg and piss all over my leg from the knee down while the female begged for a head pat...

Both homeowners are in shock and running to get vinegar and microfiber towels and apologizing up and down up ... and I just laughed it off and said "mam if this is the worst thing that happens to me today, I'll consider it a blessing...

Three things:

1. Thank you for the well needed laugh. While "LOL" is often typed in our era, few things make me laugh out loud. This did.

2. You handled it perfectly of course. Being a dog lover yourself, you surely understood. Moreover, there are few things better one human can do for another than to let them off the hook in an embarrassing circumstance. You have made a life long friendship with them, and of course will be the service provider of choice for them and their family.

3. For all the times humans do that to us figuratively, it is refreshing to have the sheer honesty of a dog who does it without malice, even if also without remorse.

Your adopted father is going to love this story.....
 
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I get to my first job today which is part two from yesterday's wood floor cleaning project, their two hunting hound dogs are barking behind the door like crazy so the couple asked if they could come out and meet and sniff me so they'll relax for the rest of the day..

Of course I obliged as I love almost all four-legged critters..

The male comes out gives me one sniff and then proceeds to lift his leg and piss all over my leg from the knee down while the female begged for a head pat...

Both homeowners are in shock and running to get vinegar and microfiber towels and apologizing up and down up ... and I just laughed it off and said "mam if this is the worst thing that happens to me today, I'll consider it a blessing...
You're that male dogs bitch now.
 
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Ohh you shoulda been there Mikey.....
Btw....the old woman is bugging the crap of me to get it cleaned again.....
I ran outta cleaners:
Hagopian
CRASH
Modernistic
Art Kelly
SteveO

Three of those names were talking
On their phones 100% of the time while one armin the wand......

Anyone else wanna get their name in lights?

I suppose I'll check freeway exits tomorrow.....
 
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