Just For Jimmy (Pet Related Of Course)

[Jim Pemberton]

Look! A 12 foot wide bed so that people can have all their pets share their beds with them!!

Your can order yours at "Wide Open Pets"

 

[bob vawter]

NOW........they make em !

 

[Jimmy L]

Jim you are all wrong!
You see it is the state of the american FULL KING SIZED FAT ASSED WOMEN. Every year they get bigger and bigger. You marry or live with them and at first they can fit in an average sized bed. But over time they eat everything in sight and become 450 pounders . They think they're so cute wearing super small dainty shoes. And after awhile they never leave that HUGE bed. And Jim.................I see one of these type of women in your..........future. Drop em off at the KFC Buffet and pick them up when it shuts down.

 

[hogjowl]

Even fat women don’t like snakes

 

[FredC]

$2750....not bad

This massive 12-foot mattress is built to fit your entire family

Whether it's your entire family cramming in or you just don't like sleeping next to others, this massive mattress is here to solve all of your problems.

www.businessinsider.com

I'd have to put it in my living room though

 

[KevinD]

Bed/Trampoline

 

[steve_64]

$2750....not bad

This massive 12-foot mattress is built to fit your entire family

Whether it's your entire family cramming in or you just don't like sleeping next to others, this massive mattress is here to solve all of your problems.

www.businessinsider.com

I'd have to put it in my living room though

Going to put it on the floor?

I bet the frame at least doubles the price.

 

[FredC]

true but I can build a frame


but like anything else once you start selecting options most would want the price goes way up

 

[Cleanworks]

Bed/Trampoline

Exercise machine.

 

[Willy P]

Jim you are all wrong!
You see it is the state of the american FULL KING SIZED FAT ASSED WOMEN. Every year they get bigger and bigger. You marry or live with them and at first they can fit in an average sized bed. But over time they eat everything in sight and become 450 pounders . They think they're so cute wearing super small dainty shoes. And after awhile they never leave that HUGE bed. And Jim.................I see one of these type of women in your..........future. Drop em off at the KFC Buffet and pick them up when it shuts down.

Oh c'mon Jimmy. We don't need to know about your fantasy woman. I bet you'd like her even more in some nice tight yoga pants and maybe a sports bra. With a bed thatsize you could fit in two of the same sized heifers, um, honeys for double the fun.I'm getting hungry thinking about rolls and cottage cheese.

 

[Cleanworks]

Oh c'mon Jimmy. We don't need to know about your fantasy woman. I bet you'd like her even more in some nice tight yoga pants and maybe a sports bra. I'm getting hungry thinking about rolls and cottage cheese.

Lululemon

 

[Willy P]

Lululemon

They have a big event at my rugby clubhouse every year. I volunteer to work for free but i keep getting turned down..

 

[Cleanworks]

They have a big event at my rugby clubhouse every year. I volunteer to work for free but i keep getting turned down..

That's because Chip doesn't like fat women wearing his yoga pants.

 

[Sierra Clean Care]

Lululemon

Think Lululemon, and week old boob sweat....
Oh, and cheetos stains on the pants.....

 

[Sierra Clean Care]

That's because Chip doesn't like fat women wearing his yoga pants.

BTW, if I’m not mistaken, his home was just re assessed, it now worth 75.8 MILLION....
Oh, to have his problems....

 

[Nomad74]

I’ve never been a fan of the Moo-Moo

 

[Cleanworks]

BTW, if I’m not mistaken, his home was just re assessed, it now worth 75.8 MILLION....
Oh, to have his problems....

One of his neighbors is my customer. I'm still waiting for the referral.

 

[Willy P]

I’ve never been a fan of the Moo-Moo

But they suit your figure so well.

 

[Kenny Hayes]

Even fat women don’t like snakes

I heard a sermon living above the “snake line” yesterday