Ken Harris' ghost..

[Mikey P]

Back in 2003-ish I broke an ankle playing rec league roller hockey. My wife was on the other team...

The next day she got a crash course in carpet cleaning 101. Luckily for her I had just received the very first Ken Harris CMP wand (with a double hole glide pattern). She did well, very well, handling $1000 plus routes while I instructed from a chair on the porch.

We quickly hired our 1st employee and soon after moved on to the Vortex in 04.


well...


I broke a minor bone in my foot on Sunday so..


Thank gawd for my Mach 12 and 1.5 whip, 10" Brush Pro and the 360i..

Aside from the world's greatest wife, I got a 13 year old neighbor boy lined up to pull hoses like he did last summer for his Grampa who just retired from CC'ing..


Just like Dry Pass threads, Marty's jokes and Mad Magazine, it's deja vue all over again and again..

 

[Desk Jockey]

Shit! You broke your foot? I'm telling sell that Specialized bike and get a Huffy!

 

[hogjowl]

No surprise.
Look at the size of that head it has to carry around.

 

[Desk Jockey]

I hear the water is great on the raft this time of year. Enjoy the holiday!

 

[hogjowl]

I didn't say anything about Fred!

 

[Desk Jockey]

Fred is cool. You'd have liked him if you would have gone to Atlanta.

 

[ruff]

So now it's all about Fred?

Wishing you a quick recovery, Mike.

 

[dgardner]

Wow, sorry to hear about the foot.

Minor bone? Sounds like you can still crawl around and scrub grout lines....

 

[Mikey P]

The Atlanta FCC vs Lockhart interactions were priceless..


Even better was Meg standing next to him and not knowing...

 

[Desk Jockey]

LOL Good times!

"We don't have that kind of relationship"

I gave him shit about the stairs but he didn't say anything back. I had to tell him I was kidding before he went ballistic on me. I know he had to smoking wondering who was taking shots at him. LOL

Love ya Fred!

 

[Mikey P]

Hes very Jovial ya know...

 

[Desk Jockey]

he laughs on the inside.

 

[FB19087]

Screw you guys

 

[Wandslinger]

HA, I have my 14 year doing the same. What's starting to piss me off are the customers constantly handing him tips and instructing him to keep it to himself. LOL

 

[SamIam]

Share the love. Whose gonna whose gonna hold Mike up in Nashville?

 

[mirf]

Hope the foot heals quickly.
So if I have this correct,
Wife Cleans, 14 YO pulls hoses, And you sit on the porch parting wisdom.

 

[Mikey P]

And posting videos of them on MB..

 

[dealtimeman]

he laughs on the inside.

I am pretty sure he is lovely ''on the inside,somewhere deep inside, like really deep inside" well maybe.

And I am pretty sure he is really fond of me. I could tell.

 

[Mikey P]

he finds you fascinating, that's for sure..

 

[dealtimeman]

Most do!

 

[Desk Jockey]

Most do!

Quit lying fooker!

 

[Desk Jockey]

he finds you fascinating, that's for sure..

Yeah when I'm bored I'll take a stick and pick the grain out of the horses poop.

I imagine its much the same for Fred, he's bored and picks apart the poop.

 

[dgardner]

I find the whole conversation interesting and informative....

 

[Desk Jockey]

I find the whole conversation interesting and informative....

Bored?
I can ship you some horse poop or if that doesn't do it for you, I have Lockhart's phone number so you don't have to wait. Ya can just dig right into him. Giddy up!

 

[Old Coastie]

Screw you guys

A lifetime of wisdom in three words...

 

[Desk Jockey]

A lifetime of wisdom in three words...

I believe he wasn't hugged enough as a child.

I think EVERYONE going to Nashville should g8ve him a big bear hug to let him know we appreciate him. I think he would like that.

J/K Now don't none you fookers go and hug him. My ass be on a raft for years.

 

[Desk Jockey]

LOL

 

[dgardner]

How about a kitty hug?

 

[Desk Jockey]