Mikey's Board Snake Oil & Magic Bulllet Auction

[Jeremy]

Up for auction is 1 gallon of Triple Strength Snake Oil & 1 gallon of Magic Bullet convenietly packaged in Re-fillable Tip-N-Measure Jugs and a regular gallon bottle of Snake Oil to refill the Tip-N-Measure. This is well over $150.00 in chemicals if purchased & the jugs retail for a little over $7.00 each at JonDon... The jugs make it easier to do it right than to do it wrong & can cut your "Glug" waste by 10-30%!

Bidding Starts @ $64.95 and the winning bid must be at least $2 higher than the next highest bid.

If winning bid is over $150 shipping is included in the lower 48.

Auction ends @ 9 pm (EST) Thursday, March 31.

Proceeds go to Mikey's Board to help pay off the remainder of my booth rental tab!

 

[Lee Stockwell]

$70

Good job on the rotary shootout Jeremy!

 

[Jeremy]

shiteatinggrin

 

[Bucey]

$72 :mrgreen:

 

[Desk Jockey]

$80.00

 

[bob vawter]

good job on the JagerBombs too......
Jeremy is more fun than a bag of lickered up monkeys........ :shock: :shock: :shock:



that reminds me........

WTF was Jen???????



Good job Brian......it was a pleasure to meet you.......long ass drive ...huh?

 

[Bucey]

$84

 

[Brian R]

good job on the JagerBombs too......
Jeremy is more fun than a bag of lickered up monkeys........ :shock: :shock: :shock:



that reminds me........

WTF was Jen???????



Good job Brian......it was a pleasure to meet you.......long ass drive ...huh?

It was really good to meet you as well Bob....we're going to try to make connections.
I won't be driving it next time...did I mention I'm a dumbass sometimes?

 

[bob vawter]

did I mention I'm a dumbass sometimes?

ya but we purty much knew that anyway..........

 

[mirf]

$86.00 Helping the booth fee? are more auctions around the corner

 

[Desk Jockey]

$90.00 :|

 

[Willy P]

$95 and a box of mac and cheese.

 

[Jeremy]

and a box of mac and cheese.

Is it rich & creamy or regular?

 

[Desk Jockey]

I have one autographed by Odin if its worth a few extra dollars. $99.00 final offer.

 

[Jeremy]

Does that include the autographed mac & cheeze?

 

[Willy P]

I'm gonna get bitch slapped on the shipping, but I wanna try this stuff and see if it gives me some lumber. and i'm tryng to piss off chavez.

$104, a box of mac and cheese with a knock off Odin signature AND your choice of one tin of albacore tuna or pink salmon.


BUT WAIT!

There's more! I was looking in the fridge and AT NO COST TO YOU! I will throw in a half jar of bbq rub- should be fine once you scrape of the stachy and the penicillin. 2 limp dick carrots.The tops have turned to snot so I'll chop them off for ya! Finally, mashed potatoes of 4 different vintages.I'll autograph those myself.

Top that Chavez!

 

[Desk Jockey]

LOL that's too hard to top!

Limp carrots? They have a pill for that you know.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Wait I still have Odin's fruit cake from 4-years ago!

I'll up my bid to $110.00 and an autographed box of mac & cheese and finely aged fruit cake. :mrgreen:

 

[Jeremy]

You guys are cracking me up...

 

[Willy P]

Shit 7 Pacific- You win this time Chavez.

 

[Jeremy]

Willie if you want it for $110 + shipping I'll box one up for you too.

 

[Desk Jockey]

This isn't an April fools joke is it? :mrgreen:

Yea that's it Willy, send the money.......your package is in the mail! :shock:

 

[Jeremy]

This isn't an April fools joke is it?

Nope, just me being awesome... Again!

I figured I can make to people glad to have this stuff instead of just one...

Please PM me your shipping addresses and I'll get the juice sent out.

 

[Willy P]

I humbly thank you Sir- You are truly the embodiment of a gentleman. I hearby remame you Grand Master Awesomesauce.



After all these years of glug glug glug (3 ounces), I will become a measuring Gawd.

 

[Hoody]

Jeremy is king of the glug method. You should see him make Jager bombs. :shock:

 

[bob vawter]

Jeremy is king of the glug method. You should see him make Jager bombs. :shock:

yep he had poor Art lit up lik an all nite liquor store......

 

[Desk Jockey]

Before or after Art took his shirt off?

Poor Art, he's the story of the fest! LOL

 

[bob vawter]

No...the shirt was Arts "ENTRANCE".....
it went south from there........

 

[Jeremy]

No...the shirt was Arts "ENTRANCE".....
it went south from there........

Fuggin' Bawb... You're killin' me man... At least I'll die laughing.



Willy & Richard PM me your addresses... I'll get the juice out Monday.

Still sick but doing much better.

 

[Jeremy]

Oh & just so you guys know this auction was practically STOLEN TWICE! LOL
Enjoy the jugs they're handier than a nurse at a sperm bank...