My throat and my ego hurts.

[Cleanworks]

And as you're walking thru the pre-inspection with Mrs. Suzyhomemaker she takes you thru the rooms walking in her...............barefeet. Using her toe to point out where her innocent little loveable doggy has..............PEED.
She takes you thru her baby's room...............and you notice the dog.............stench filling your nose with.................that RANCID stank.
Her little pooch is following the both of you. And all around that room you see the evidence of that EVIL DOG. All around the diaper pail...............marking his territory............and his JEALOUSY of that .............baby.
But you keep your opinions to yourself. You want to tell her to get rid of the the dog to keep her family in good health. And to tell her that no matter what you spray on her carpet and clean...................that it's still unhealthy............UNHOLY............UNTHINKABLE............borderline CHILD ABUSE. To allow her baby and children to play on that...........carpet.

You want to tell her that in the future her family might come down with STRANGE misunderstood diseases because of her DEMONIC DOG!

And as these thoughts run thru your mind you look down on that DEVIL DOG and he is looking up at you...............with those piercing RED eyes!

There is no hope for this family.

You present your estimate and she agrees to the price.

You complete your work and collect your check.

But you know why you can't sleep at night.

It's because you keep seeing those RED DEMONIC EYES OF THAT DEVIL DOG!

Sometimes, it's not the dog. I had a job in a condo a couple of years ago. Lady had 2 toddlers running around without diapers with lots of evidence that this was normal practice. Maybe where she grew up they had dirt floors but these were beautiful high end nylon white carpets. At least they used to be.

 

[Trip Moses]

Surprised they bother cleaning them. What is staining them so quickly? Do they own a vacuum?

Three Labrador Retrievers. Their vacuum sits in the hallway. Bagless canister stuffed to the gills. It was surely only used the day they bought it. I have never seen it in a different spot. The purple stains are from fountain drinks left under the bed that eat through the styrofoam.
It’s two, 10x8 bedrooms in a decent neighborhood. Takes me about 45 min to get there and leave. $145. They call every year like clock work.

 

[Cleanworks]

Three Labrador Retrievers. Their vacuum sits in the hallway. Bagless canister stuffed to the gills. It was surely only used the day they bought it. I have never seen it in a different spot. The purple stains are from fountain drinks left under the bed that eat through the styrofoam.
It’s two, 10x8 bedrooms in a decent neighborhood. Takes me about 45 min to get there and leave. $145. They call every year like clock work.

Remove those purple stains and they might not call you back. The carpet will still seem clean to them

 

[steve_64]

Does your throat hurt from swallowing your ego?

 

[Jim Pemberton]

Signed, Doc Martin

I had always seen Marty as more the Doc Martin type, but Jimmy fits it well enough too.

Serious note: I really didn't know how vile dog crap really was until I read that article. Jimmy is actually more right in his rant than most would think.

 

[Trip Moses]

Does your throat hurt from swallowing your ego?

My ego? I don’t even notice it anymore. Goes down smooth with a crisp finish.

 

[Nomad74]

I love my dog.

 

[Kenny Hayes]

I had always seen Marty as more the Doc Martin type, but Jimmy fits it well enough too.

Serious note: I really didn't know how vile dog crap really was until I read that article. Jimmy is actually more right in his rant than most would think.

But Jimmy and Doc Martin are the same on dogs He don’t make any bones about it.

 

[Jim Pemberton]

But Jimmy and Doc Martin are the same on dogs He don’t make any bones about it.

Yes, you are right of course.

I do like that show....

 

[Mikey P]

I'm releved to find out I have a head cold.

 

[Kenny Hayes]

Ease up on that NyQuil Buddy! Or take some!

 

[Jim Williams]

These dogs that sleep on my bed are more sanitary than most carpet cleaners I know.

 

[Cleanworks]

These dogs that sleep on my bed are more sanitary than most carpet cleaners I know.View attachment 88994

The dogs are slobberers, the carpet cleaners are just slobs.

 

[Kenny Hayes]

The dogs are slobberers, the carpet cleaners are just slobs.

I resemble that remark!!

 

[ruff]

The carpet looks great considering the level of neglect.
The only question I have, since I never actually used it, is: Would "Dinge Away" make any improvements in the heavy wear areas?

 

[Mikey P]

The carpet looks great considering the level of neglect.
The only question I have, since I never actually used it, is: Would "Dinge Away" make any improvements in the heavy wear areas?

It really wasn't that worn.. it's all just severe urine staining

 

[Jimmy L]

You are in denial Jim about your dogs. When your wife yells at you (" JIM GET YOUR ASS DOWN TO THE 7-11 AND GET ME SOME CIGS AND BEER............LOSER!") The dogs notice because they know what's going to happen. They cower in the corner.
And when you get back............from the humiliation from your wife. The dogs are there for you..............at first it's here puppies come here.
Then the verbal abuse comes out............"YOU FREAKING DOGS PISS AND SHIT EVERY WHERE!" "I'M GOING TO PULL ALL OF YOUR TEETH OUT AND LEAVE YOU OUTSIDE TO FREEZE!" " MAYBE SUPERGLUE YOUR ASS SHUT!"

You see shit runs down hill.............and the dogs know it.
But you see there is a reason dogs can't talk. But they understand.....EVERYTHING!
And next time you're not around.............they sneak onto your bed and piss and shit ..................down at the foot of the bed..............where you can't see.
And then when you go to bed...................you snuggle your feet down..............at the end of the bed. Bathing your feet in URINE and FECAL CONTAMINATION.

And your dogs smile at you.

 

[Desk Jockey]

These dogs that sleep on my bed are more sanitary than most carpet cleaners I know.View attachment 88994

Yes but most carpet cleaners don't lick their own balls. Granted, some would if they could but thankfully they can't.

 

[Trip Moses]

 

[Jim Williams]

You are in denial Jim about your dogs. When your wife yells at you (" JIM GET YOUR ASS DOWN TO THE 7-11 AND GET ME SOME CIGS AND BEER............LOSER!") The dogs notice because they know what's going to happen. They cower in the corner.
And when you get back............from the humiliation from your wife. The dogs are there for you..............at first it's here puppies come here.
Then the verbal abuse comes out............"YOU FREAKING DOGS PISS AND SHIT EVERY WHERE!" "I'M GOING TO PULL ALL OF YOUR TEETH OUT AND LEAVE YOU OUTSIDE TO FREEZE!" " MAYBE SUPERGLUE YOUR ASS SHUT!"

You see shit runs down hill.............and the dogs know it.
But you see there is a reason dogs can't talk. But they understand.....EVERYTHING!
And next time you're not around.............they sneak onto your bed and piss and shit ..................down at the foot of the bed..............where you can't see.
And then when you go to bed...................you snuggle your feet down..............at the end of the bed. Bathing your feet in URINE and FECAL CONTAMINATION.

And your dogs smile at you.

That's a true story! You just described my life as a dog owner. It's as if you've been there.

 

[ruff]

That level of "insiders only" knowledge and deep psychological know how and understanding, brings up the inevitable question (or long seated suspicion):

Is Jimmy really a human?

 

[Cleanworks]

That level of deep "insiders only" knowledge and psychological know how brings the inevitable suspicion-

Is Jimmy really a human?

More importantly, is he secretly a dog owner? Maybe a shitzu or two?

 

[ruff]

OK finally the truth is out.
Remember. You've seen it here first:

 

[Cleanworks]

OK finally the truth is out.
Remember. You've seen it here first:

I bet his ex is kicking herself now with her jimmy choos.

 

[Desk Jockey]

That level of "insiders only" knowledge and deep psychological know how and understanding, brings up the inevitable question (or long seated suspicion):

Is Jimmy really a human?

Nope he is from Uranus.

 

[hogjowl]

So he’s been poked in the head a lot

 

[ruff]

Nope he is from Uranus.

Uranus?
Damn.
That's just Jimmy's luck. Isn't it a fly over planet?