New ad for the church bulletin

[Desk Jockey]

We had been running a carpet ad for the last year and Dan asked me to change it. So here is the new water ad. What do you think?

If its going to hurt my feelings...don't answer.

 

[mirf]

I like it!

 

[Nate The Great]

If they prayed harder, maybe there house wouldn't have flooded.......

Lisa on Nate's computer.....

I'd just slap a Chavez sign on Noah's ark..... That's be something to remember..... Top of mind awareness......

 

[Desk Jockey]

If they prayed harder, maybe there house wouldn't have flooded.......

Nate, church is full of sinners that's why we go to church....oh and to pray for yor narrow ass!

 

[Nate The Great]

I know..... Sheesh, tough crowd......

 

[Desk Jockey]

Hey your wand will ship tomorrow. I boxed it and put a shipping label on it. Tell Keith to look for it.

 

[hogjowl]

Nate, church is full of sinners that's why we go to church....oh and to pray for yor narrow ass!

Thanks, DANNY!

 

[Desk Jockey]

Thanks, DANNY!

I quit praying for you long ago!

Yor hope-less!

 

[hogjowl]

I forgot to put quotation marks around that.

 

[Desk Jockey]

you're slippin

 

[Nate The Great]

Hey your wand will ship tomorrow. I boxed it and put a shipping label on it. Tell Keith to look for it.

I wouldn't post about another man's wand online, especially in a church thread.......

 

[Desk Jockey]

you've never been bother talking about your "wand" before.

 

[GreenTechAgain]

We had been running a carpet ad for the last year and Dan asked me to change it. So here is the new water ad. What do you think?

If its going to hurt my feelings...don't answer.

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Is it more an ad, or more a donation?

In other words have you ever gotten any business advertising there.

 

[Mikey P]

Rich do you place ads on the little league fences and golf score cards?

 

[hogjowl]

I have only been a member if two churches in my life. The one I grew up in, and the one I'm in now. Both Southern Baptist churches. Neither allowed advertising in their bulletins.

Allowing ads in church bulletins reminds me of money changers in the Temple.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Is it more an ad, or more a donation?

In other words have you ever gotten any business advertising there.

Last year we did $12k in water damage work for them. For the last 10-years we anually clean $3k for them. But yes more donation than seeking or expecting more work.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Rich do you place ads on the little league fences and golf score cards?

LOL Not yet.

 

[Desk Jockey]

I have only been a member if two churches in my life. The one I grew up in, and the one I'm in now. Both Southern Baptist churches. Neither allowed advertising in their bulletins.

Allowing ads in church bulletins reminds me of money changers in the Temple.

I'm sure it is just to off set their costs to print.

 

[hogjowl]

Yes, of course. And Ofers grandparents were just providing doves for the out of town travelers.

 

[ruff]

They were?

If its going to hurt my feelings...don't answer.

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Isn't all those Chavez ads the same and the only decision you need to make is the actual size.
Tough decision Rich.

 

[hogjowl]

No, not REALLY. They actually seemed to have had a pretty good little hustle going on. Benny Hin and Joel Osteen would be jealous.

 

[Desk Jockey]

I said not if its going to hurt my feelings. I'd never be that inconsiderate of my common man.

 

[Desk Jockey]

They were?

Isn't all those Chavez ads the same and the only decision you need to make is the actual size.
Tough decision Rich.

Did you draw that?

 

[ruff]

No.

But here's a slogan for Chavez Resto & Pyromaniacs Co. It aims to win them over with bare knuckle honesty. This one is on me:

"Let it rain, let it rain, let it rain
Because your loss my friend, is our gain."

Hey Richard, can I be Chavez R&P Co.'s copy writer?
I feel like I am hitting my stride.

 

[Desk Jockey]

LOL

I did write a water damage thunderstorm commercial for a radio ad yesterday. I sent it in to my rep. We will see how bad it gets butchered. I'll put it up when it gets done.

 

[Desk Jockey]

"Let it rain, let it rain, let it rain
Because your loss my friend, is our gain."

 

[ruff]

Hey Richard, can I be Chavez R&P Co.'s copy writer?
I feel like I am hitting my stride.

So, did I get the job or not?
My noobian assistant, Nate, wants to know.
Some of you may know him as:

 

[Desk Jockey]

 

[Greg Cole]

We had been running a carpet ad for the last year and Dan asked me to change it. So here is the new water ad. What do you think?

If its going to hurt my feelings...don't answer.

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I think you should change the tag line to be " Chavez Restoration- Noah ONLY saved the animals- We'll save your house!