One of the old guys was following me around most of last night and he told me a story about his wife and how they both share the same birthday and were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary and 60th birthdays, and on their special night an angel appeared in their living room who said God wanted to reward them both for their achievements and was going to grant them each one special wish, his wife asked for the ability to travel all over the world and poof ! big puff of smoke and when it cleared she was holding a bundle of airline tickets to every destination imaginable, the man with his head bowed in embarrassment and with his eyes down told the angel that he selfishly would like to be married to a woman 30 years younger and, poof ! the smoke cleared and he was 90 years old..
When he would see me, here he came, because I didn’t avoid him. Of course he was single
