Odin said:
bring 20 bucks NO FOOKING WAY sweet heart
You can get a case of mac and cheese
AND weinies for 20 bucks. And maybe some mark down fruitcake.
Lisa, I was the kid your parents warned you about. :wink: Now I'm the adult your kids warn you about.

What do you think of this Ebay offering? I'll bet he's fired!
Attention Effective, But Frustrated
Carpet Cleaner’s
Here's The Marketing Secrets Joe Polish Charges $25,000 For & Took Me From $0 To $10,000 Per Month In Just
47 Days... Without Ulcers, Agony, Or
Any 50 Hour Work Weeks!
Monday, 6:29 a.m.
Hi there.
First off, thanks for checking out my listing. I know you're busy so we'll keep this short. My name is Joe and in the next few minutes, I am (with your permission) going to send you a six CD program titled...
The Millionaire Carpet Cleaner Underground Carpet Cleaning System
And not only am I going to send it to you fast, I am also going to send it to you...
For Just $47... + FREE Shipping
At the end of the month, this collection of priceless six
cds, will be available on eBay for $97. However, I'm a bit of a technology dunce... so... until I'm able to get everything setup, correctly, I'm giving it away $47. This is not a disguised sales pitch. These powerful
cds sell nothing. It's all content.
...I'll tell why I'm doing this in a moment, but first let me just say:
On these awesome NO BULL 6 hour
cds, you'll find hardcore "how to" information... and... some very profitable, insider marketing secrets you can start using - instantly - to supercharge all your carpet cleaning advertising (both online and off). In fact, here's a quick glimpse of what you'll discover in it...
· PROOF of everything I'm telling you is true! (And why this 100 year old approach is unlike anything you've ever seen, not taught by people like Joe Polish, Mark Kennedy, or ANY of the other "gurus"...
· The fastest way possible to start making money as a carpet cleaner. I've experienced being broke... and... it sucks! Master this one concept and you'll be playing golf, or working out at the gym, 3-times a week, worry-free and with money in the bank!!!
The infamous Millionaire Carpet Cleaner Underground Carpet Cleaning System
· broken down, step-by-step in plain English - that took me from being broke, cleaning carpets 80-90 hour weeks, apologizing to my girlfriend for every late night phone call, interrupted dinner and lost weekend... to... collecting $10,000 a month, wearing shorts... flip flops... part-time! Best of all, I no longer had to tell my girlfriend (every 3 seconds) "we can't afford it." That killed me. (Follow directions and 90% of your prospects will chase you, beg, just to speak to you by phone). The days of "chasing" and "begging" are over! Listen to CD #3
· How I used just one skill to get paid over $20,000 in the past 7 months alone... and...
· The "Sneaky" little marketing trick, I learned from marketing genius Manny Talavera to increase the effectiveness of your advertising by 500-750%. (Hint: this is the 'key' secret, that enabled me to upsell and make an extra $300. 00 to $500.00 at my customers homes) listen to CD # 5.
· The "no-sweat, no-brainer" way to get a rave article published about you in the newspaper ANYTIME you want. (You may not believe this, but it's absolutely true! I prove it in this CD program... and... reveal how you can use this little-known secret to become an almost "celebrity-like" figure in your carpet cleaning business — guaranteed!). The other carpet cleaners in your area will go nuts trying to figure out how you're doing it. It's a cool feeling. Check it out in my
cds…
· You win, Game over!
Now listen. This is my first major attempt to share my secrets publicly. I'm not an accomplished author and am certainly not computer savvy, so this reports and
cds will have flaws. There is profanity. If you read for style or literary perfection... then... perhaps this isn't for you.
And There's "NO CLASSROOM THEORY"... Only Proven, Real-Life Examples Techniques And Strategies That Have Actually Made Me Thousands!
Truly, this cd program plus FREE BONUS report is a must have if you are serious about making more money with all your advertising. Who knows?? Maybe you'll even help me out. You see, as I said, at the end of the month this CD collection plus bonuses, will no longer be $47. Instead, it will be sold for $97.
Between now and then, I'm hoping to get some feedback. I heard J.K. Rowling edited, revised, and "polished" her bestselling Harry Potter series literally hundreds of times... before... it went on to break every book sales record known to man.
So, that's why you're getting a chance to order my package the The Millionaire Carpet Cleaners Underground System .
FREE BONUS REPORT TO BRIBE YOU TO RESPOND NOW!!!
What would you do if you had a GUN TO YOUR HEAD... and had to make $30,000 in 30 days or you be shot straight in the temple? Could you do it? Well, don't feel bad. Neither could I... until... I figured out how to exploit the little-known, competition-free, micro-niches revealed in this Free Bonus Report. And because your less-the-savvy competitors only steam clean carpets, which is obviously what most carpet cleaners do... you're one of the only kids on the block (if no the sole player in your marketplace) who will have virtually no competition to deal with when you offer these other exclusive Micro-niche services to your already and future clients!
Is This Deal Fair Enough? .\
And "NO" you don't even have to provide me with any feedback. It's your choice.
In addition to the Millionaire Carpet Cleaning Underground system you'll also receive the exact post card, I use which I paid $1,000. to create... and... produces an amazing 20:1 ROI - 100% Copyright Free, so you can start using it your marketplace as soon as tomorrow!
Sincerely,
Joe
P.S. If you are a good salesperson, the key to success is spending much, even all of your time selling to ideal prospects eager to meet with you, ready to listen to you, accepting of you as an expert carpet cleaner, even pre-determined to do business with you and only you, with "fee resistance" OFF the table.
Is such a life as a professiounal carpet cleaner possible? YES. And it is NOW more vital than ever. Making a top income through sheer persistence and "thick-skinned immunity" to rejection and brute force closing and "hunt'em-down" prospecting just isn't possible in today's tougher economy. The hardcore, USEABLE "tools" in my exclusive collection of 6 unedited
CDS plus my FREE BONUS REPORT will eliminate all this - making carpet cleaning FUN again. Now, considering it's FREE, waddya got to lose?
Get The Millionaire Carpet Cleaning Underground System NOW!!!
If you are a struggling carpet cleaner or just started in the business this is a MUST GET NOW program, that's how good it is and you only pay 1/10 of the price if you attended some of these ridicuously over price Guru seminars. Just pop a cd in your truck, or car and turn it into a college on wheels. It took me years to learn what am going to reveal to you on these priceless
cds.