Should I Give Her The Billy Hicks Special?

[Goldenboy]

My customer from last Friday called her dog puked in a area I cleaned. She didn't ask for a freebie. I usually go back and touch it up and add a little more to the ticket for fuel. I do this cuz I try to take care of my customers and don't give them another reason to tear out their carpets. Now Billy Hicks on the other hand would have charged her 300 bucks for his first Jungle Comedy Act its his minn charge then go back and hit them again for another 300 bones. Christ no wonder why everybody is tearing out their carpet and I have time to type this crap and Billy has time to read this while "The WorldsMostPowerfulUnderUsedTMSits" For a 300 Minn charge for one spot Do they get a Free Stuffed Teddy Bear with a invoice sticking out its ASS?

Golden Boy

 

[Desk Jockey]

Get a haircut hippie, then double your prices.

When they ask why so much, just tell them you had to pay for the haircut.

They'll believe it.

 

[GCCLee]

Get a haircut hippie, then double your prices.

When they ask why so much, just tell them you had to pay for the haircut.

They'll believe it.

you have no idea how much like Bawb Vawter that sounded : )

quoted for posterity

 

[Billy]

My customer from last Friday called her dog puked in a area I cleaned. She didn't ask for a freebie. I usually go back and touch it up and add a little more to the ticket for fuel. I do this cuz I try to take care of my customers and don't give them another reason to tear out their carpets. Now Billy Hicks on the other hand would have charged her 300 bucks for his first Jungle Comedy Act its his minn charge then go back and hit them again for another 300 bones. Christ no wonder why everybody is tearing out their carpet and I have time to type this crap and Billy has time to read this while "The WorldsMostPowerfulUnderUsedTMSits" For a 300 Minn charge for one spot Do they get a Free Stuffed Teddy Bear with a invoice sticking out its ASS?

Golden Boy

Hey.............. I resemble that post

Do I get a Award for having "The WorldsMostPowerfulUnderUsedTMSits" For a 300 Minn charge for one spot?


P.S.
Do what is best for you it will not effect me. As for tearing out Carpet I make more on Hard Surfaces so no major issue there either.

 

[GCCLee]

Do I get a Award for having "The WorldsMostPowerfulUnderUsedTMSits" For a 300 Minn charge for one spot?


.

Just Wait for it............It's coming........



lol for this one

 

[Goldenboy]

I swear Mikey pays these clowns to post here. O wait let me go check my mailbox for a check.

Waldo

 

[GCCLee]

I swear Mikey pays these clowns to post here. O wait let me go check my mailbox for a check.

Waldo

No, I think some are REAL man! Seriously, they are ouuuuuuuuuuuuut there : )

 

[Blue Monarch]

lmao @ "Jungle Comedy Act"

 

[jcooper]

My customer from last Friday called her dog puked in a area I cleaned. She didn't ask for a freebie. I usually go back and touch it up and add a little more to the ticket for fuel. I do this cuz I try to take care of my customers and don't give them another reason to tear out their carpets.

Depends how big of a job, generally If it's a hundred dollar job, 45 minutes away or some other kind of pain in the butt. I'm telling her to put some peroxide on it.

If the job was a decent amount of $$$ I'm more than happy to go back.

 

[SamIam]

I'm a broke dick $60.00 minimum, if I just did it. I might run in with a spray bottle and a towel or tell them what to try until I can go by.


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[SamIam]

I pay Mikey to post here!

like $60.00 a year.

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[Mikey P]

you got to admit Billy, it's a hell of an idea..


http://www.msteddybear.com/cvamixbe.html

 

[steve frasier]

The WorldsMostPowerfulUnderUsedTMSits

I think I get that title but mine is paid for

 

[ruff]

Am I the only one here who thinks that "Billy's jungle Comedy Act" is a bargain at $300.00?

The juggling bear....
The leaping primates....
The tap dancing synchronized Tyrolean handsomes....

 

[Billy]

you got to admit Billy, it's a hell of an idea..


http://www.msteddybear.com/cvamixbe.html

Thanks Mikey you just cost me $$$$s because Audra seen this & is looking to order some now She has been thinking of a bear for years now.

The WorldsMostPowerfulUnderUsedTMSits

I think I get that title but mine is paid for

Mine has been paid for years now also.

 

[Goldenboy]

A 300 dollar minn charge just have the Teddy Bear on the customer's counter hugging a large container of Vaseline.

Golden Boy

 

[Billy]

A 300 dollar minn charge just have the Teddy Bear on the customer's counter hugging a large container of Vaseline.

Golden Boy

You seem to have more issue with my pricing than my clients.

 

[Mikey P]

Excuse Waldo, he's a graduate of the Dave Yokums school of budget pricing.

 

[Billy]

Excuse Waldo, he's a graduate of the Dave Yokums school of budget pricing.

No problem as you know I am used to being at the center of controversy

 

[Desk Jockey]

It's ok we still like you Billy even if Walldope doesn't!
(No Homo)

 

[ruff]

Leave Waldo alone.
How would you have behaved differently, had you subsisted on a diet of vermin?

 

[AshleyMckendree]

Whenever Waldo posts, I imagine an 8th grader at the keyboard, spewing out some form of "gamer speak".


....

 

[Blue Monarch]

You're pretty close.....I think he finished the 7th grade!