So very real.

Mikey P

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nightmare last night

Was visiting SCruz and a customer told me how unhappy their neighbor was with my son's recent job.
The conversation and the feelings of shame were so realistic.
Inspecting the damage and dealing with the unhappy old couple even more real.
Bleach damage everywhere. Looks like Davis and Javier had a squirt gun fight with it..

"Someone sent us a new chemical to test" I meant to talk to you about it..


No fixing anything
Insurance claim
Bad yelp reviews
shame on MB when I told the story
No more Best Of..
Fire my son
Marty's jokes




oh the shame.

I woke up several times and had a heck of a time convincing myself that it was a night mare, I'd slip right back into the dream where I left off.



reasons..

I think Davis was one of two humans who DIDN'T' wish me happy birthday over the internet yesterday. He and Evan Kessler. little fooker

Eckman and I talked about a post I made the other day about tech needing stability in their chemical selection. predictability is very important. I in no way should be asking them to try all the crap I get sent to test.




Ive had horrible nightmare about going back to work for Millers and Coit too..


and going out to the Waffle House with Marty while he and the toofless waitress talked in some alien dialect about the visiting westerner..


how about you? Any cleaning related nightmares



or wet dreams with your new super swivel wands?




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Its just shows your care and concern for delivering value.

One of the last days of my fathers life he had a a nightmare about a big job. I'm sure it was the drugs but he had a very worried look on his face and was upset about how big it was a if the guys could handle it.

I loved my father dearly, still miss him badly. But I hope in my last days of my life I'm not worried about cleaning.
 

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My son yesterday left a little blue dye from a shoe or socks. Usually comes right out this blue wouldn't budge.

Gonna replace hall.

My nightmare is I have 70 jobs to dispatch and I can't get any techs to cover the mass jobs and Mike comes riding up on his cannondale wishing me luck in my struggles.

I think I really hate that guy.

Then I wake up happy I'm a O.O.
 
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When I was 18, I was the one giving the nightmare to my old boss. Let me explain:

His business cleaned carpet, and pressure washed also.

We also used DixieSteamway's Formula O, which came in those 5 gallon jugs the same as the jug that holds our rinse. And the container that held the bleach for the pressure washer was the same type of container, and the Formula O was almost the same color as the bleach. Can you see where this story is going?

He was too cheap to buy a HF, so I mixed everything in a pump up, and for some reason, my nose decided not to pay attention to the smell of the pre spray I was mixing somewhere around 10:1 strength.

I did this main office area once/month on this dark grey commercial carpet. So, after I mixed it, I went to pumping and spraying all over that carpet. About 3/4 of the way through spraying it, the smell HIT me in the face. OH SH**!!! I thought. I was panicking. So I decided to make a call to the boss, instead of instantly going to rinse, and tell him of my booboo. Dude, he freaked out!!!, lol. So, I jumped on the ball and rinsed it out as fast as I could with my prochem quad w/no glide.
But for some reason, the bleach did what someone would expect it to do...just brighten it up a little, instead of turning it purple or yellow.

I'm sure he lost just a little bit of sleep that night
 

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In my former lifetime....as a band director....

As an adult, I got my wisdom teeth removed....

I woke up laughing like crazy (you are either a crier....or a laugher....guess who I was.... :) )

I thought I was on a band trip with my group....was telling everyone to get the kids on the busses...we were late getting on the road!

Everyone was trying to tell me I really wasn't on a trip with the band (I guess was thinking I was in Hawaii)

I gave them the weirdest looks when I was being told I wasn't in Hawaii and not on a band trip...they finally told my wife to tell me it was all ok...and all the kids and Chaperones were on the buses.....

I looked at here and said " Bullsh***....even the percussion section!? There's no way...because the are always late!"

She reassured me everyone one was on the buses...and we were all great....

I looked at her and said " Then what the Hell are we doing in this office...we have a performance!...get me out of this chair lady.....and where are my sunglasses...it's really bright in here!" "And these drugs are great!"

I had to go back in in a week to get stiches out....oh boy did I feel awkward...and tail between my legs moment :errf: :(
 

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Two nights ago I dreamt about the creature from the black lagoon coming out of the river because it laid eggs in a grill and someone put charcoal in it and fired it up. It stank something awful.

Genny and I went into a wood building on the river to escape and got locked in. It was a nuthouse.
At one point it ripped my guts out while I was protecting Genny.
Earliest dream was about 3 or 4 and a witch came out of the floor and was pulling me into a trap door. I was hanging onto the bed frame screaming and kicking. Woke up from my mom yelling at me and my brothers were freaking out about it.
I got up and climbed back into the top bunk where I slept.
I did a lot of sleep walking in my dreams as a kid so did my daughter. I would actually be awake but kinda hallucinating.
I've been outta bud so I'm dreaming a lot again.
 
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When I was 7 or 8 I saw Wiliard the rat movie. That night I saw two giant rats on my pillow. I went down stairs where my brothers were sleeping and crawled into bed with them.
They asked me what I was doing and I told them there are rats on my pillow and went to sleep.

When I was 9 or 10 me n a neighbor were putting black ants in red ant hills. They would tear it apart. That might ants were chasing me around the house.

I creeped my brothers out a lot.
 
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I saw the movie "The Birds" by Alfred Hitchcok when I was 12. It was so real to me because we used to hunt partridge in farmers fields after they had harvested the corn. In the fall, crows would mass up in the fields to get enough energy to fly south. There were so many at times, they would literally darken the sky. The noise they made was like some giant squeaky farm implement. We had witnessed this many times but after the movie, we were really afraid. If you have ever shot a crow, you will know why. They all get together, like a judge and jury and loudly talk about it, cursing you out in the mean time. If you doubt me, take a pellet gun and go shoot a crow.
 

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Yes "The Birds" was just way too real for me also. I delivered papers in those days, up at 5 am walking around as the sun comes up with birds lined up on a power line....

Two nights ago I had a nightmare about Hillary getting elected and she gets us into war with Russia.... But then the next night I had the nightmare that Trump gets elected and we annex Mexico....
 

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Ever dream you forgot your clothes?
When I was 8 and starting to masturbate I dreamt about my teacher and whole class was in my bedroom and I was standing there talking to her naked.

I still have the occasional dream of forgetting to get dressed and being in public.
 

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