THE MIKEY VAC-TAT

[bob vawter]

So last nite at the ER.....I'm sitting in the room wit my wife and the nursee walks in...
immediately her eyes LOCKED
on my tatt!
"Ohh what is that..is that a tattoo " so she had to hear the story. So then she brought two more nurses in the room and I had to explain our little chat room and all you goofballs on it! Well they were all amazed that someone would do this....
However when they started asking if I could clean for them I had to explain that I was retired...
I can't tell you how many times this has happened.....its like a billboard on my arm!
Way...way...WAY better than scorecards or place Matt's...REALLY!

 

[hogjowl]

Well, pretty much ANYTHING is better than a Matt.

 

[Cleanworks]

So last nite at the ER.....I'm sitting in the room wit my wife and the nursee walks in...
immediately her eyes LOCKED
on my tatt!
"Ohh what is that..is that a tattoo " so she had to hear the story. So then she brought two more nurses in the room and I had to explain our little chat room and all you goofballs on it! Well they were all amazed that someone would do this....
However when they started asking if I could clean for them I had to explain that I was retired...
I can't tell you how many times this has happened.....its like a billboard on my arm!
Way...way...WAY better than scorecards or place Matt's...REALLY!

Place Matt's or Matt's place?

 

[Living The Dream]

So last nite at the ER.....I'm sitting in the room wit my wife and the nursee walks in...
immediately her eyes LOCKED
on my tatt!
"Ohh what is that..is that a tattoo " so she had to hear the story. So then she brought two more nurses in the room and I had to explain our little chat room and all you goofballs on it! Well they were all amazed that someone would do this....
However when they started asking if I could clean for them I had to explain that I was retired...
I can't tell you how many times this has happened.....its like a billboard on my arm!
Way...way...WAY better than scorecards or place Matt's...REALLY!

Why were you at the ER? I hope everything is okay.

 

[bob vawter]

Why were you at the ER? I hope everything is okay.

My wife took a header off the front porch and shattered her shoulder and had a complete shoulder replacement.
Thanks for asking....

 

[Kenny Hayes]

Dang it Bawb, stop pushing! But, I’m sure the nurses were amazed by your tat

 

[Living The Dream]

My wife took a header off the front porch and shattered her shoulder and had a complete shoulder replacement.
Thanks for asking....

I'm sorry to hear that. I hope she heals fast.

 

[hogjowl]

Didn’t she break her hip too?

 

[bob vawter]

Didn’t she break her hip too?

No jus the shoulder and arm.....we're
Fighting blood clots now....she now has a titanium shoulder

 

[bob vawter]

Dang it Bawb, stop pushing! But, I’m sure the nurses were amazed by your tat

Unlike most tattoos the vac-tat shows no hostility and is very housewife friendly! I never would have believed how many jobs I got from it.....let alone the wide eyed stares from people that don "get it"
I suppose they believe that anyone that committed would surely do a good job!

 

[Kenny Hayes]

I forgot the purple. Is you tat Purple?

 

[bob vawter]

I forgot the purple. Is you tat Purple?

Its Violet...not purple!

 

[Kenny Hayes]

Your tat, or sarcasm?

 

[Meter Maid]

This place is a goddamn twilight zone

 

[SamIam]

Place Matt's or Matt's place?

There a difference?

 

[Kenny Hayes]

This place is a goddamn twilight zone

You’ve comes to the right place!

 

[bob vawter]

Your tat, or sarcasm?

If you would jus Google VIOLET FLAME you would read about the transformation of the negative energy in yor soul and thus become a better human being!
Why wouldn't you wanna know this?

 

[Dolly Llama]

I suppose they believe that anyone that committed would surely do a good job!

you mean anyone that gets one should BE "committed"

..L.T.A.

 

[bob vawter]

you mean anyone that gets one should BE "committed"

..L.T.A.

I wondered who would "bite "!

 

[bob vawter]

Your tat, or sarcasm?

Guess

 

[bob vawter]

Well I brought momma home today..they DID NOT get any meanness outta her at all....I hope I get my 40 acre an a mule after this ordeal
She had to wait two days for some special radioactive dye for the lungs.
No blood clots...

 

[bob vawter]

Well I brought momma home today..they DID NOT get any meanness outta her at all....I hope I get my 40 acre an a mule after this ordeal
She had to wait two days for some special radioactive dye for the lungs.
No blood clots...

BREAKING NEWS

ER....was lik a TV show! Hallways FULL of people laying on gurneys..
Looks Like a great number of the nurses were strapped and trann.....couple of guys that looked full blown Antifa was strolling down the hall...
OHJ THIS AIN'T GONNA BE PURTY!!!!
Truly a cultural collapse

 

[Nomad74]

Poor Matt

 

[Dolly Llama]

Poor Matt

why?
was he dum enuff to get a vac-tat too?

.L.T.A.

 

[Jim Pemberton]

This place is a goddamn twilight zone

Yeah it can be Maple Street for sure....

the monsters are due on maple street - Google Search

 

[BIG WOOD]

Poor Matt

why?
was he dum enuff to get a vac-tat too?

.L.T.A.

hell no

 

[Jimmy L]

I wish your wife well Bawb

 

[bob vawter]

I wish your wife well Bawb

The mark of a true gentleman !

 

[Steve Lawrence]

Jimmy L said:
I wish your wife well Bawb

Vawter said: "The mark of a true gentleman."

Yeah, it's in there. somewhere

 

[Jimmy L]

SHADUP STEVE!